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wfs1234 wrote: But I mean, I'm a horrible human and she's hot, so I messaged her back.

I can't say I wouldn't.

wfs1234 wrote:

Achtane wrote:

wfs1234 wrote: But I mean, I'm a horrible human and she's hot, so I messaged her back.

I'm not trying to say that you fucked up or anything, but...

This is exactly where you just fucked up

Yeah... We'll see where this goes. On her profile she says she likes The Mighty Boosh. How bad can you be if you like The Mighty Boosh?

Boosh is best.

I just showered and I still feel like my dick smells like tuna.

YA GOTTA WASH YO ASSSSSSSS
YA GOTTA WASH YO HAI-YUHHHHH
YA GOTTA BRUSH YO DIIIICK

OR ELSE YA BE FUNKEHHHHHHH

I swore I'd never use eBay again but AFAIK there's nowhere else to sell 120 MST3K DVDs in one go.

Yo man, I'll take some of those off your hands.

B/S/T them bad boys

snipelfritz wrote:I just showered and I still feel like my dick smells like tuna.

this is the perfect opportunity to rub tuna all over your dick

It might have just been my pee. Or the bathroom at work.

Or I've slowly been having a stroke all week.

I just realized it's just the hallway at work that smells like tuna.

Have you ever heard people who say tuna fish? Like of course it's tuna fish. I've never heard of a tuna bird.

ATM machine

snipelfritz wrote:I just realized it's just the hallway at work that smells like tuna.

Have you ever heard people who say tuna fish? Like of course it's tuna fish. I've never heard of a tuna bird.

I want to go nuculear on people who say that.
I think some standup dude worked that into his routine. Except his counterpoint was chicken bird or something...

We have a fish colloquially called "shellfish" in the caribbean that's always fun to explain to honkies.

Yes. And hot water heater.

Funny thing, around here there used to be An ATM company called Tyme. They don't exist anymore, but you still occasionally get people asking where the nearest "time machine" is.

Also we call water ffountains "bubblers"

Woke up at 5am, felt like someone was watching me.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YvAYIJSSZY[/youtube]

Seriously tho, shit was weird. I also felt oddly well rested until about 7am when I promptly passed out. Pretty sure its the ghosts. Silly spooks.