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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men
Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2017 10:54 am
by Jwar
Congrats on custody dude!!
As far as South African women. I've known a ton of them and they have all been amazing. So, hope you had fun.

Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men
Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2017 2:34 pm
by $harkToootth
Uh ohhhh...everybody's favorite thread has been bumped!
I've been a real Soy Boy lately. Never more so now than in my life. It might be all the Arby's...
Post times in your life when you were a real Soy Boy and times that you could have been, but got the Soy under control.
Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men
Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2017 2:37 pm
by Chankgeez
Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men
Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2017 2:39 pm
by $harkToootth
There's no stopping it now...
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quyB8PMTD3o[/youtube]
Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men
Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2017 2:47 pm
by $harkToootth
If I participate in Secret Santa this year...you know what to do...

Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men
Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2017 3:08 pm
by neonblack
Oh, good I can talk about Tinder some more
Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men
Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2017 3:09 pm
by $harkToootth
neonblack wrote:Oh, good I can talk about Tinder some more
NEON...WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU TELL US (me) SOONER!
I want to hear everything...EVERYTHING

Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men
Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2017 3:11 pm
by $harkToootth
forgot 2 say please...please Neon...
Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men
Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2017 3:20 pm
by $harkToootth
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXhjeJ0tX7s[/youtube]
"Cat Black, he's Neon Black,
I wanna hear his tinder stories, before I hit the sack,
He's so fine, sheds some humor all the time,
So c'mon Neon Black, post those stories onlineee"
Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men
Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2017 4:03 pm
by $harkToootth
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IM1YJTai-Rg[/youtube]
"Neeooonn Black, he makes me happy,
even if things here have been craapppy"

Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men
Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2017 4:42 pm
by neonblack
Hahahaha, how can I say no to that?
Condensed version:
South African girl is cool, digs me, but she's moving back to South Africa, so...
Matched with a hot redhead with good music taste, chatted a bit, and then when I proposed a hangout she was like "I have crazy anxiety and I feel weird going out when I just moved to town...maybe I should have made a tinder account."
Hey! I have anxiety too! Let's go out and be anxious together!
And also matched with a hot punk rock single mom that has actually waited on me a couple times at this cool restaurant and said she noticed me the first time I came in with my kid. Promising, but the conversation fizzled out.
This is the last weekend I'll have the energy or time for any of this though haha
Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men
Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2017 5:33 pm
by $harkToootth
I think I'm going to get freaky deaky this weekend too. I want to make a couple of sandwiches though in case I get hungry in the process. I'm especially craving a ham sandwich...
...or maybe some ham and bean soup? I don't think my boning partner would appreciate my eating soup in the bed...there has to be a compromise cause that's what's all about.
Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men
Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2017 5:34 pm
by $harkToootth
"You put your wee wee in,
you take your pener out,
you put you wee wee in,
and you spasm all about.
You eat some hambone soup,
and you turn yourself around,
that's what it's all about!"
Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men
Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2017 5:46 pm
by $harkToootth
I'm off to Arby's to get freaky deaky! Have a great weekend Soy Boys!
Peace. Love. Follow your Heart (Purple for you Chank!)

Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men
Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2017 6:29 pm
by neonblack
I think it's just you and me here buddy