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My farts are grossing me out.

bob the r0bot wrote:

theavondon wrote:

tuffteef wrote:
i just bought a valve klipper
WHY MUST I IMPULSE

That rules.

we're like your junky friends who wont let you stop.

permanently high together

For the past few days I've been having "ectopic hearbeats". It's kinda bugging me. I don't feel lightheaded or dizzy, short of breath or anything so I'm hoping that eventually it'll fuck off.

im pretty sure my fender deville sounds exactly like the dumble overdrive on youtube

and its broken.

and goes BUZZZZZZZZZJHEKSHKDJHKSJHKJ if you make any sudden movements sometimes

I made a 3 second animation

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RN0yjjpvAu0[/youtube]

So, I had a ridiculous night. This guy called the gas station angerly claiming to be from our corporate office called and said I needed to take all the money in the register and store to deliver as a cash settlement to a lawsuit that would otherwise be filed in the morning. He said he was coming from Illinois in the morning to fire/chew out people and I'd get fired too if I didn't hand all the money I could get my hands on out the window of a taxi on some random street corner outside a McDonalds in Milwaukee. F'real. This happened. After an hour and a half of bull-shitting/stalling, I told the guy I was driving to my house to get my cell phone so he could direct me to where I should go with the money. I called the regional manager and then the cops. There was a cop at the other gas station across the street so he went over and the other one came soon. We the guy called back we recorded it and I convinced him that I was just about to lock up the store and get in a taxi, headed for a 90 minute round trip to and from Milwaukee, the moment I hung up the phone. The Milwaukee cops went by the corner and didn't see anybody. I guess it's happened a bunch in the area and the pretty much know who it is. Either way. I was totally bad-ass. Almost tricking a notorious perp(He had already hit up the Burger King and the Bed, Bath & Beyond) into walking right into a trap, like it's CSI:Lake Country or something. Don't miss, next week's episode, "Poodle Ransom!"

My life roolz

shit goes down in Wisconsin...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Vy2aJY6rq8[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SP5c_MEs9mo[/youtube]

"hello, my name is COLONEL ONGAYU and i am calling from the BANK OF NIGERIA..."

i quote " thanks to white people for introducing a nigga to dubstep"


by far the most LOL inducing thing ive read on youtube lately

Dubstep is probably the only genre where I've heard people reference the genre itself 10x more than specific artists. It's cool, but it all seems to be missing that special "something" that could set it apart.

tuffteef wrote:and goes BUZZZZZZZZZJHEKSHKDJHKSJHKJ if you make any sudden movements sometimes

Bad cable?

snipelfritz wrote:Dubstep is probably the only genre where I've heard people reference the genre itself 10x more than specific artists. It's cool, but it all seems to be missing that special "something" that could set it apart.

tuffteef wrote:and goes BUZZZZZZZZZJHEKSHKDJHKSJHKJ if you make any sudden movements sometimes

Bad cable?

yeah my cables are beyond shot
i never buy new ones cause i always wreck them like a week later, maybe i can invest in some system where i can fix them if i bend the jack
plus a combination of my dodgy amp

Though, I'd probably also rather clean my genitals with my own tongue than save someone who was drowning.