Page 8 of 22
Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible
Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2015 8:55 pm
by casecandy
Mudfuzz wrote:casecandy wrote:Two lads that like drinking and meaningless sex buy a drum machine and start talking about their lives while fiddling with it.
I'm going to say blood on the dance floor
The fact that you think I like BOTDF is equal parts reasonable and just wrong.
No, no. The band in question is a few eras, countries, and notches up the quality ladder off from those rapists.
Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible
Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2015 8:56 pm
by casecandy
Eivind August wrote:casecandy wrote:Two lads that like drinking and meaningless sex buy a drum machine and start talking about their lives while fiddling with it.
Arab Strap?
Naturally. It was in my sig and everything
Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible
Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2015 9:03 pm
by Neanderthal Head
In that case, Casecandy: ubersensitive necrophiliac Jesus-loving ironist who writes obscure records about chronically depressed northern American states.
Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible
Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2015 9:08 pm
by foomanfat
Sufjan?
Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible
Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2015 9:10 pm
by Neanderthal Head
foomanfat wrote:Sufjan?
His last record is so good, I don't care what anybody says.
Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible
Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2015 9:12 pm
by foomanfat
Neanderthal Head wrote:foomanfat wrote:Sufjan?
His last record is so good, I don't care what anybody says.
That record is a heavy listen, but it sure is excellent. I'm a big fan of Seven Swans.
Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible
Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2015 9:22 pm
by Neanderthal Head
In that case foomanfat, I'll throw this one out there for the multitude:
Pretentious art-punks whose fame rides on the goddamn slaveship of failure. Mmmmm.
Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible
Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2015 9:26 pm
by casecandy
It's one of the heaviest listens I've ever come across, and it came to me in the heaviest time in my life. My favourite record of 2015 by a wide margin. Such an awesome return to the Seven Swans sound.
casecandy wrote:kbit wrote:ITS JUST TAPE FALLING APART, WHATS YOUR PROBLEM?
William Basinski?
Was this right?! Maybe I just missed it
Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible
Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2015 10:10 pm
by kbit
Oh no you were right, I thought it was an obvious joke haha
Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible
Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2015 10:12 pm
by Inconuucl
Inconuucl wrote:Here's two that were hard to write.
1) Did they accidentally leave their looper on or is this really the whole song?
2) SJW-fuelled prog wankfest that's desperately trying to cling to some sort of punk roots.
Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible
Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2015 10:21 pm
by D.o.S.
D.o.S. wrote:Do I have to wait for Galvar to see someone get mine? Jesus.
D.o.S. wrote:Also: poncy art school fetishits named after cocks, ultimately ruined by a Lou Reed complex.
Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible
Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2015 10:26 pm
by Harry_Manback
Harry_Manback wrote:Egotistical afro frontman and white trash drummer play with schizophrenic bassist.
Am I doing this right?
only thing coming to my mind is Melvins
but that doesn't seem right at all.
Nailed it.
Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible
Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2015 10:35 pm
by weed_killer
"schizophrenic bassist"? How about "everyone ever known to once play bass"
I'll bump mine up one more time before giving the answer:
weed_killer wrote:
here's an easy one: middle class white college kids, one even with a paid scholarship, cash in on urban cliches, con decades of younger white college kids to continue emulating them for the rest of time.
[/quote]
Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible
Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2015 10:59 pm
by Deltaphoenix
He's a 59 year old dude that stills wear make up and sings like his balls are in a vise.
Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible
Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2015 11:08 pm
by Inconuucl
Deltaphoenix wrote:He's a 59 year old dude that stills wear make up and sings like his balls are in a vise.
Who is king diamond, trebek?