Sometimes Brian Wampler should just shut his whore mouth...

[Dandolin]

Yarp; that about sums up the universal response whenever I attempt to get "creative."

[Dandolin]

I regret killing all these threads, but I need their energy to power a sigil I'm planning to use to destroy the world. Keeley, come post if you want to save the world.keeley

[Chankgeez]

Don't worry, you're not killing this thread. We're saving that honor for Keeley.

I've just been too busy to post anything. The Harmonic Antagonizer is still awesome and I'll record some clips when I have a chance.

Still waiting for my Würst.

[D.o.S.]

He's not the Keeley we want, but he's the Keeley we deserve.

[Dandolin]

Don't worry, you're not killing this thread. We're saving that honor for Keeley.

I've just been too busy to post anything. The Harmonic Antagonizer is still awesome and I'll record some clips when I have a chance.

Still waiting for my Würst.

Now with more Keeley in every box!

[Jero]

He's not the Keeley we want, but he's the Keeley we deserve.

[Chankgeez]

I think this's the Keely I want:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjQ5zcYEoJM[/youtube]

[Dandolin]

She did some nice joints with Louis Prima....

[Chankgeez]

[Dandolin]

That is so wrong yet so right....

[Dandolin]

Ahem. Mr. Keeley. Mr. Skreddy stopped by. Are you seriously gonna let him show you up like that? Sir.

[lordgalvar]

Mr. AlexanderPedals too. Maybe this whole thing is working...

Ummmm, does the Tru-Tron III really have a secret mode where it takes me back to the mothership? When's the Tri-Phase going to come out? Does the Mu-Fx Overdrive go into synthy territory? When I heard the green ringer in the octave divider I heard the color green: is that normal?

Keeley: is Caverns refering to a geological formation or the Cavern Club where the Beatles played early gigs? Is Würst a reference to Stüssy, metal, or the accents of people talking about specific foods?

[Chankgeez]

I think Mike Beigel's too old to post on an fx forum. Not sure he knows how to operate the internet.

[The_Active_Conundrum]

Sausage Party?

[lordgalvar]

I think Mike Beigel's too old to post on an fx forum. Not sure he knows how to operate the internet.

Nah, dude is tough...he went to Antartica in the 1990s to make tracking systems (or weather control devices...a riddle or enigma?). I think he has the power. Plus, he has an eBay...if he can figure that out, he's going in the right direction. Maybe Bootsie can be a proxy?

I just took a look at Beigel's old prototypes...Mu-Tron VII, Phase Synth, the original flanger...stuff looks cool as all hell.

Any other companies we need to hear from about their new products?