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Re: How long is your dong? NOW WITH POLL OPTIONS

Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2013 10:31 pm
by sonidero
Haki wrote:
theavondon wrote:Also, are you guys like seriously taking rulers to your junk?

Not a ruler, just Achtane.


Someone saw my joke...

There is an art to dong rulin...

I like that joke on job sites where one guy says "this is 6 inches trust me" and the other guy says "is that what your wife told you"...

Re: How long is your dong? NOW WITH POLL OPTIONS

Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2013 11:00 pm
by ryan summit
shit
did i bite your dick joke soni

Re: How long is your dong? NOW WITH POLL OPTIONS

Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2013 11:04 pm
by sonidero
No dick jokes are owned by one and all...

We used to send mag. subscriptions to this kid Eric Bates when I was lil and address them to Master Bates... Laughs for days...

Re: How long is your dong? NOW WITH POLL OPTIONS

Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2013 11:33 pm
by Deltaphoenix
I always wanted to open a bait shop and call it Master Baiters.

Re: How long is your dong? NOW WITH POLL OPTIONS

Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 1:27 am
by WeHuntKings
What, no pictures?

LIARS. ALL OF YOU.

Re: How long is your dong? NOW WITH POLL OPTIONS

Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2014 10:15 pm
by Jwar
Well it's been a year and I feel like some of these number could have changed? I for one know mine did. At least by a mm. AT LEAST. I mean a loss. :(

Re: How long is your dong? NOW WITH POLL OPTIONS

Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2014 10:18 pm
by Jwar
Also poll has been reset.....whistle. hahahaha

Re: How long is your dong? 2014 FLOPPY EDITION

Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2014 10:54 pm
by Joe Gress
I am blessed with average. It does and average job.


Ma balls are pretty special though

Re: How long is your dong? 2014 FLOPPY EDITION

Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2014 3:10 am
by McSpunckle
One time I used mine as a scarf, but it was cold and I almost died.

Re: How long is your dong? 2014 FLOPPY EDITION

Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2014 3:10 am
by KaosCill8r
I had mine shot off in the war. Fortunately for me they still left a 6 inch stump.

Re: How long is your dong? 2014 FLOPPY EDITION

Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2014 11:59 am
by odontophobia
KaosCill8r wrote:I had mine shot off in the war. Fortunately for me they still left a 6 inch stump.


lol.
got a chuckle outta that.

of course jwar bumped this thread from the abyss. :D :D

Re: How long is your dong? 2014 FLOPPY EDITION

Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2014 5:08 pm
by WayToHip
I don't bottom out, but I sure as shit tear up the sides.

Re: How long is your dong? 2014 FLOPPY EDITION

Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2014 5:18 pm
by Jwar
Surely there's a giant among us? Come on you flaccid yard stick! Where are you?!?!

Re: How long is your dong? 2014 FLOPPY EDITION

Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2014 8:50 pm
by futuresailors
Now that you mention it, I haven't seen HT post in a while...

Re: How long is your dong? NOW WITH POLL OPTIONS

Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2014 8:56 pm
by MEC
MEC wrote:It may be short but at least it's thin!
:dance: