Would You Rather......?

[bob the r0bot]

Food and piss; soil's straight up dangerous.

Would you rather have every modulator you want and be stuck with one gain pedal of your choice, or would you have every gain pedal you like but be stuck with one modulator of your choice?*

*ground rules:
~things like the clarinot (fuzz + mod) count as mod
~no multi effects
~either choice allows for feedbackers like the chk chk boom

Optional hard mode: tremolo counts as gain

[coldbrightsunlight]

One dirt pedal and as many modulations as I want. It'd have to be a bass bloom, with some extra mods if that's allowed (more of a tone control, switchable boost).

Would you rather eat human meat or rotting vegetables? Got to be a decent portion of either, the meat can be cooked.

[kbit]

I mean, at least humans have the potential to taste good and not harm your body? Yeah, I'll go with that.

Would you rather listen to music through the best headphones ever made or through a bitchin' stereo system?

Optional hard mode: tremolo counts as gain

More like optional easy mode. Tremolo rules all, especially if panning.
But you know, opinions and shit

[nuclearfamily]

I mean, at least humans have the potential to taste good and not harm your body? Yeah, I'll go with that.

Would you rather listen to music through the best headphones ever made or through a bitchin' stereo system?

Stereo System. I can't stand headphones... especially earbuds


There is too much depressing shit in here (however it is fucking funny). Anyways would you rather win 750 LPs or 1000 CDs (of your choice)?

[Mudfuzz]

LPs!

Would you rather be probed by aliens or become a first bride to bigfoot?

[MannequinRaces]

Aliens. Either way my a-hole would be in danger but I feel the aliens would just use lasers and shit.

One night stand: Madonna or Britney?

[excane]

Aliens. Either way my a-hole would be in danger but I feel the aliens would just use lasers and shit.

One night stand: Madonna or Britney?

Holy hell....MADONNA. Then come back for seconds or thirds. Love her.

Rather take the winnings of the lottery (let's say 100 mil after taxes) in FULL but paid out over 20 years

OR

Take HALF (50 million) immediately?

[Big Mon]

50 mil. Life's some unpredictable shit. Would you rather "Leave the earht to Satan and his slaves/ Leave them to their future in their graves" or fight for what is rightfully yours to corrupt and make impure? I just realize I talk about Satan a lot. I have a strange fascination with horned beings: Cernunnos, Herne the Hunter, Pan, etc. = likely goat sodomist

[phantasmagorovich]

I don't even get the question so I say I will fight for the salvation of it all like the motherfucking angelic being I am!!

Stinky and pretty or neat and so-so?

[gunslinger_burrito]

Yeah, I feel like the options for that one were two sides of the same coin

Stinky and pretty. Pheromones and shit. Know what I'm sayin'?

Would you rather do it with extremely anorexic (bones sticking out....etc) or overweight?

[coldbrightsunlight]

overweight I guess. Unless it's Juliana Hatfield, hottest anorexic evar. And not because of her body, she's just amazing.

SOBER NOW EDIT: That was kinda weird. Fo sho overweight, I'm kinda skinny myself and it seems like with another bony person it might hurt.


In a world where people don't give a shit, straight or gay?

[CBA]

Yeah, I feel like the options for that one were two sides of the same coin

Stinky and pretty. Pheromones and shit. Know what I'm sayin'?

Would you rather do it with extremely anorexic (bones sticking out....etc) or overweight?

Define overweight. 'Cuz I don't mind pullin' those asscheeks apart like it was grilled cheese.


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[kbit]

In a world where people don't give a shit, straight or gay?

Straight. I could totally see myself living with a male partner and being very happy, but I'm just not sexually attracted to men at all. & I love sex

Going along with the sexual theme: would you rather always be on top during sex or on the bottom?

[dubkitty]

In a world where people don't give a shit, straight or gay?

Straight. I could totally see myself living with a male partner and being very happy, but I'm just not sexually attracted to men at all. & I love sex

Going along with the sexual theme: would you rather always be on top during sex or on the bottom?

pretty much what you said. if i was attracted to men, i wouldn't care about the fact that other people gave a shit. well, i'd care, but it wouldn't change what i respond to. i'd think that in a totally open world bisexuality would be optimal, but you'd have to be into that.

on top. having more control over the movement of the penis makes for a wider range of options.

would you rather be poor and healthy, or have all your needs covered but have to deal with health problems?

[IEatCats]

Poor and healthy. I'm not the kind of person who would pick being rich over being happy.

Would you rather have a genie that grants five wishes, but can't hear very well, or one wish that is granted exactly how you want?