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the raytownian wrote:

Seedy wrote:

the raytownian wrote:The 3 straight weeks of same pants-wearing, now that's cool. Keep the streak alive.

Fuck yeah... I'm a totally gross, stank-ass crusty in the making!

So crusty in fact, that your pant legs disintegrated, leaving you with jorts.

Seedy wrote:So crusty in fact, that your pant legs disintegrated, leaving you with jorts.

YES! and, on top of that, they're BLACK JORTS. +10 crust points. They aren't all faded, though... but that's because I'm so crust, I've never washed them.

Soon I'll be sporting a dread-mullet.

I'm so dull I have nothing interesting to post in this thread. But I'm still going to follow it.

After having lived with quite a few girls in my day,I've noticed that if you happen to walk in the bathroom after girls poo,it smells like blanched brocolli. Yurk!

the raytownian wrote:

Seedy wrote:So crusty in fact, that your pant legs disintegrated, leaving you with jorts.

YES! and, on top of that, they're BLACK JORTS. +10 crust points. They aren't all faded, though... but that's because I'm so crust, I've never washed them.

Soon I'll be sporting a dread-mullet.

I FUCKING HATE DREAD MULLETS.
AND CRUST PUNKS.

But, really, just this guy, not all of em: http://www.myspace.com/37centz

im addicted to candy

theavondon wrote:I FUCKING HATE DREAD MULLETS.
AND CRUST PUNKS.
But, really, just this guy, not all of em: http://www.myspace.com/37centz

...has internet
death to false crust

blooghost wrote:After having lived with quite a few girls in my day,I've noticed that if you happen to walk in the bathroom after girls poo,it smells like blanched brocolli. Yurk!

Hmmm. If you're the only common denominator, have you considered that maybe it's something that you're putting in all of them?

Jero wrote:

theavondon wrote:I FUCKING HATE DREAD MULLETS.
AND CRUST PUNKS.
But, really, just this guy, not all of em: http://www.myspace.com/37centz

...has internet
death to false crust

And, he's more just a folk punk that refuses hygiene.

I lost my virginity in 1987 at church camp the summer after 6th grade. She was likely about 17, brunette and curvy with big, round eyes. I remember being more enthralled by the fact I was inside another human being than the fact I was having actual sex. I didn't get another opportunity to have sex again until I was almost 16, after that it's been a steady flow of debauchery and carnality since.

Seedy wrote:

blooghost wrote:After having lived with quite a few girls in my day,I've noticed that if you happen to walk in the bathroom after girls poo,it smells like blanched brocolli. Yurk!

Hmmm. If you're the only common denominator, have you considered that maybe it's something that you're putting in all of them?

maybe...

gururyan wrote:I lost my virginity in 1987 at church camp the summer after 6th grade. She was likely about 17, brunette and curvy with big, round eyes. I remember being more enthralled by the fact I was inside another human being than the fact I was having actual sex. I didn't get another opportunity to have sex again until I was almost 16, after that it's been a steady flow of debauchery and carnality since.

FUCK'n STUD

When talking to one of my good friends about my girlfriend... I relate it to pedals...

e.g "you know when you get a pedal yeah? and then you stop using it for a while, take it off your board or whatever and then you use it again a while later and it sounds sweet??"

she would be so ashamed

maz91379 wrote:

tuffteef wrote:im addicted to candy

I spent like $20 on jelly babies, starbursts, and snakes last week. It was gone in two days and i felt empty and sad.

candy guilt

a wash of shame over me when the bags are empty
i could seriously waste an entire day with a family size snakes alive bag

gururyan wrote:I lost my virginity in 1987 at church camp the summer after 6th grade. She was likely about 17, brunette and curvy with big, round eyes. I remember being more enthralled by the fact I was inside another human being than the fact I was having actual sex. I didn't get another opportunity to have sex again until I was almost 16, after that it's been a steady flow of debauchery and carnality since.

I love you.