Seedy wrote:So crusty in fact, that your pant legs disintegrated, leaving you with jorts.
YES! and, on top of that, they're BLACK JORTS. +10 crust points. They aren't all faded, though... but that's because I'm so crust, I've never washed them.
After having lived with quite a few girls in my day,I've noticed that if you happen to walk in the bathroom after girls poo,it smells like blanched brocolli. Yurk!
Seedy wrote:So crusty in fact, that your pant legs disintegrated, leaving you with jorts.
YES! and, on top of that, they're BLACK JORTS. +10 crust points. They aren't all faded, though... but that's because I'm so crust, I've never washed them.
blooghost wrote:After having lived with quite a few girls in my day,I've noticed that if you happen to walk in the bathroom after girls poo,it smells like blanched brocolli. Yurk!
Hmmm. If you're the only common denominator, have you considered that maybe it's something that you're putting in all of them?
I lost my virginity in 1987 at church camp the summer after 6th grade. She was likely about 17, brunette and curvy with big, round eyes. I remember being more enthralled by the fact I was inside another human being than the fact I was having actual sex. I didn't get another opportunity to have sex again until I was almost 16, after that it's been a steady flow of debauchery and carnality since.
blooghost wrote:After having lived with quite a few girls in my day,I've noticed that if you happen to walk in the bathroom after girls poo,it smells like blanched brocolli. Yurk!
Hmmm. If you're the only common denominator, have you considered that maybe it's something that you're putting in all of them?
gururyan wrote:I lost my virginity in 1987 at church camp the summer after 6th grade. She was likely about 17, brunette and curvy with big, round eyes. I remember being more enthralled by the fact I was inside another human being than the fact I was having actual sex. I didn't get another opportunity to have sex again until I was almost 16, after that it's been a steady flow of debauchery and carnality since.
When talking to one of my good friends about my girlfriend... I relate it to pedals...
e.g "you know when you get a pedal yeah? and then you stop using it for a while, take it off your board or whatever and then you use it again a while later and it sounds sweet??"
gururyan wrote:I lost my virginity in 1987 at church camp the summer after 6th grade. She was likely about 17, brunette and curvy with big, round eyes. I remember being more enthralled by the fact I was inside another human being than the fact I was having actual sex. I didn't get another opportunity to have sex again until I was almost 16, after that it's been a steady flow of debauchery and carnality since.
