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Re: Pg 700 is all about robots and boobs (TB Mega Thread)
Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 11:57 pm
by Haki
behndy wrote:ew. see, i'm the worst pseudo-vegetarian ever. don't like lettuce that much, hate salads, not a fan of tomatoes or onions or most mainstay vegis. some fruit is a'ight but don't dig on that that much.
i SUCK.
No wonder you don't cook and eat whipped cream waffles all the time.
SPIT OR SWALLOW?
Re: Pg 700 is all about robots and boobs (TB Mega Thread)
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:10 am
by MSUsousaphone
Wait. What the fuuuuuu? Did I miss the tourbox?
And condiments on my sammich?
Child please.
I put mayonnaise on my bagels. The fuck you think I put on my sammiches?
Re: Pg 700 is all about robots and boobs (TB Mega Thread)
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:17 am
by madmax1012
Re: Pg 700 is all about robots and boobs (TB Mega Thread)
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:18 am
by Mudfuzz
MSUsousaphone wrote:I put mayonnaise on my bagels.
I just don't know what to say...
Re: Pg 700 is all about robots and boobs (TB Mega Thread)
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:21 am
by wsas3
That is horrible
Re: Pg 700 is all about robots and boobs (TB Mega Thread)
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:23 am
by wsas3
Highdea:
I want to lightly toast a bagel and fry the exposed side of the bagel in a pan i just cooked bacon in.
Re: Pg 700 is all about robots and boobs (TB Mega Thread)
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:32 am
by Haki
Don't forget the mayo!
Re: Pg 700 is all about robots and boobs (TB Mega Thread)
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:33 am
by MSUsousaphone
When we were kids, we must have seen a commercial of people spreading cream cheese on a bagel. We had no fucking clue what cream cheese was. Figured it was miracle whip (so not real mayo). Fucking awesome.
Lightly toasted. But still hot so that the miracle whip kinda melts all into the bagel and stuff.
Fucking A.
Re: Pg 700 is all about robots and boobs (TB Mega Thread)
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:41 am
by Achtane
I eat artichokes with light mayo as a dip. Gotta be careful about not getting too much.
Just sayin'
Re: Pg 700 is all about robots and boobs (TB Mega Thread)
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:44 am
by Deltaphoenix
Mayo rulz Miracle Whip sux.
When I was a kid I used to put Chicago Hardrolls in the microwave and put Mayo on them while it was hot.
Re: Pg 700 is all about robots and boobs (TB Mega Thread)
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 2:08 am
by madmax1012
WHY CAN'T WE GO BACK TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS OF DONKEY FUCKING? THIS MAYO THING HAS GONE WAY TOO FAR ILF.
Re: Pg 700 is all about robots and boobs (TB Mega Thread)
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 2:24 am
by alexa.
madmax1012 wrote:WHY CAN'T WE GO BACK TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS OF DONKEY FUCKING? THIS MAYO THING HAS GONE WAY TOO FAR ILF.
I actually loved mayo before, but stopped eating it cuz it's not really healthy.
Re: Pg 700 is all about robots and boobs (TB Mega Thread)
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 2:33 am
by goroth
Make your own mayo. It rules. 1 egg yolk (MUST BE ROOM TEMPERATURE), mix it with a bit of dijon mustard and some salt and peppar, then slowly blend in a 50/50 mixture of canola and olive oil. In the beginning you have to beat the shit out of it and add the oil slowly, but as it emulgates you can add the oil faster. At the end add the juice of half a lemon and 1 tsp of boiling water (will turn the mayo whiter - too much water will ruin the emulsion).
Re: Pg 700 is all about robots and boobs (TB Mega Thread)
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 3:20 am
by Waterpilot
Achtane wrote:I eat artichokes with light mayo as a dip. Gotta be careful about not getting too much.
Just sayin'
I do this. My girlfriend HATES mayo. Good times.
Re: Pg 700 is all about robots and boobs (TB Mega Thread)
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 4:09 am
by behndy
Haki wrote:behndy wrote:ew. see, i'm the worst pseudo-vegetarian ever. don't like lettuce that much, hate salads, not a fan of tomatoes or onions or most mainstay vegis. some fruit is a'ight but don't dig on that that much.
i SUCK.
No wonder you don't cook and eat whipped cream waffles all the time.
SPIT OR SWALLOW?
gargle. spit back in face. CHEEK TO CHEEK CONTACT.
STOP I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE 