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Pollinator95 wrote:

behndy wrote:

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...... not saying i didn't LIKE it. but it was somewhat necro-fetishy.

I... no. I draw the line at fake pelvii (?). Just sinister. The robodildo or whatever it was called was hilarious though.

this made me laugh entirely too much. i read this in the morning on the way out the door, so when i didn't stop for the bicyclist in the cross walk (fuck YOU. you're considered a vehicle. and you want to be treated like one. AS LONG AS IT'S CONVENIENT AND YOU'RE NOT BARRELING THROUGH STOP SIGNS. dicks.) i had Depp Sparrow looking on in horror in my head, when i was pouring a bunch of vanilla and hazelnut and half & half into my "coffee" cup i had Depp Sparrow shaking his head indignantly at my womenly beverage choices, when i was perusing texts for Pre Work Sperm Expulsion fodder i had him raising his eyebrow in approval.

NICE.

Achtane wrote:

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oh how I lold
OVER 20 POUNDS OF PUSSY AND ASS!

lulz. mein GOTT how awesome would it be if that sparked off a sex toy arms race? the next box would say 20 LBS? WHAT? YOU LIKE FUCKING MIDGETS? 30 LBS OF PUSSY POWER!

..... eventually Complete With Fold Out Transport Wheels! will be the norm. and the world will REJOICE.

Achtane wrote:

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oh how I lold
OVER 20 POUNDS OF PUSSY AND ASS!

The best part of the pipedream line is the dude who does all the video "demos"

http://www.happyher.com/Pipedream-extre ... a=happyher

excane wrote:

Achtane wrote:

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oh how I lold
OVER 20 POUNDS OF PUSSY AND ASS!

The best part of the pipedream line is the dude who does all the video "demos"

http://www.happyher.com/Pipedream-extre ... a=happyher

man, that guy is awesome. I love how casually he says "fuck my big black ass"

bigchiefbc wrote:

excane wrote:

Achtane wrote:

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oh how I lold
OVER 20 POUNDS OF PUSSY AND ASS!

The best part of the pipedream line is the dude who does all the video "demos"

http://www.happyher.com/Pipedream-extre ... a=happyher

man, that guy is awesome. I love how casually he says "fuck my big black ass"

There's a customer review at the bottom of the page:

thats a fat ass ..., January 30, 2012
By jay
i like this because u can fuck it....and have a big ass in your face...and you can eat the pussy...

$470.25 for one of those? That's a lot of hookers.

shit. the creepy down syndrome dude/layday Buffalo Bill animatronic doll is like $4,000 or $5,000 i think.

behndy wrote:shit. the creepy down syndrome dude/layday Buffalo Bill animatronic doll is like $4,000 or $5,000 i think.

But the base model Roxxxy is under a grand.

*pulls out credit card*

behndy wrote:shit. the creepy down syndrome dude/layday Buffalo Bill animatronic doll is like $4,000 or $5,000 i think.

Think they'd be down for a Tourbox? We could do video demos.

Haki wrote:

behndy wrote:shit. the creepy down syndrome dude/layday Buffalo Bill animatronic doll is like $4,000 or $5,000 i think.

Think they'd be down for a Tourbox? We could do video demos.

I would be SO down for that.

I think the returned condition would best be described as "gently used, slightly covered in mayonnaise"

Watching the robot vid, I could not help thinking of Pris in 'Blade Runner' - "...a standard pleasure model..."

excane wrote:"gently used, slightly covered in mayonnaise"

Eww.

I've got a phobia of mayonnaise, so somehow, that is the worst thing I've ever read in this thread. No clue how that happened, but I guess that's how it goes around here.

madmax1012 wrote:I've got a phobia of mayonnaise

Now how did THAT happen?

excane wrote:

madmax1012 wrote:I've got a phobia of mayonnaise

Now how did THAT happen?

no fucking idea. I hate everything about it. My girlfriend didn't believe me. Then she ate cole-slaw and I refused to kiss her until she brushed her teeth. She now knows not to fuck with my irrational fears. But yeah man, it fucking terrifies me.

I hate mayonnaise enough that I won't eat it at all (not real fond of mustard either), but I don't think that qualifies as a phobia.