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Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2014 9:34 am
by Achtane
I sleeped in tent. I heard that at the camp someone went and rattled ware. I thought that climbers returned. But climbers didn't speak among themselves. This was strange. I asked: "Who here? " To me answered: "rrrrrrrrrrrr". I understood that it was the bear. I told it: "leave" But To me answered: "rrrrrrrrrrrr".
The bear ate all porridge which I cooked for climbers. Then bear left. This was the small bear.
Climbers returned at night. I told them abot bear. They told me that they met bear too. They told me that Lena saw an ass of a bear and cried: "What terrible ass! "
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2014 2:00 pm
by jrmy
Man, I love underwater exploration. Even though the one time I went diving, I was scared outta my wits in, like, five seconds flat. You want an alien being? Look no further:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KZsrDGLUJQ[/youtube]
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2014 4:18 pm
by Moose
jrmy wrote:Man, I love underwater exploration. Even though the one time I went diving, I was scared outta my wits in, like, five seconds flat. You want an alien being? Look no further:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KZsrDGLUJQ[/youtube]
Love shit like that. Underwater life is so interesting, especially all the creatures (and plantlife) that are bio luminescent.
Have you seen the first colossal squid ever filmed live on camera? It's creepy as hell. Beautiful shade of gold for the most part, but the eye...it's like it's staring into your soul or something.
Damn colossal squids and their judginess.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2014 5:09 pm
by snipelfritz
Underwater shit is beyond freaky imo.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2014 5:26 pm
by Achtane
snipelfritz wrote:Underwater shit is beyond freaky imo.
Deep sea diving is nightmare stuff to me.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2014 11:46 pm
by sonidero
Achtane wrote:snipelfritz wrote:Underwater shit is beyond freaky imo.
Deep sea diving is nightmare stuff to me.
Stingray Towers...
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2014 11:51 pm
by BitchPudding
Seconded. Its the main reason things like Cthulhu scare the shit outta me sometimes. That fish tho...if their are sword fish, that thing looks like the Buster Sword fish.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2014 11:57 pm
by bob the r0bot
Let's not forget our good friend the Stoplight Loosejaw
This horrible hell spawn hunts by snapping its lower jaw out and back in so quickly that the vacuum created sucks its pray into its mouth. It also emits red light, something that most fish cannot see, so it basically has predator vision.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 12:13 am
by backwardsvoyager
^ that is fucking terrifying. dear lord.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 12:56 am
by snipelfritz
Yeah, I don't need to see that shit.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 1:02 am
by Mudfuzz
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC_mV1IpjWA[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdDoFQK4Rrs[/youtube]
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 2:00 am
by BitchPudding
Fuck that fish. I think my cock retracted so fast it hit my spleen.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 3:17 am
by snipelfritz
dat poor spleen.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 3:18 am
by Achtane
Just like its eating mechanism.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 4:54 am
by phantasmagorovich
Something fun for the weekend:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FODvjYoVEi8[/youtube]