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I love Scrapple TV. Need more episodes of SMUT CAVE, ASAP.

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Hey good timing resurrecting this thread. I have a date Friday with a South African girl. So exotic, yet so white

Also about to get full custody of my son so my sex life is going to be...well, I have no idea. Either amazing or nonexistent.

neonblack wrote:Hey good timing resurrecting this thread. I have a date Friday with a South African girl. So exotic, yet so white

I told her the only thing I knew about South Africa was Neil Blomkampf and Die Antwoord

Haha nice—I've been seeing a British girl. I've been trying not to let on too much that I've been obsessed with Brit music and culture since I was a dweeby little 90s alternateen.

Also, maybe some South African conversation fodder?

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Take her out tonight. Where there's music and people who are young and alive.

She told me she sang "Parklife" at karaoke once recently, and she was bummed that nobody knew what it was. TBH I was kinda like "marry me" inside, hahaha.

yeah, I go salsa dancing with my Latina gf................NOT. tell her south africans knew about frogs with fingernails before the news said there was a discovery of frogs with finger nails...TRUTH.

I don't think my body can salsa dance. Gonna go with impossible on that one. Best of luck if you go down that route, man!

Also whoa, Neon—I overlooked the bit about full custody of your kid! That's pretty great news in light of previous worries of being far away from him.

neonblack wrote:Also about to get full custody of my son so my sex life is going to be...well, I have no idea. Either amazing or nonexistent.

There are so many ways to read this sentence it's like an SAT question.