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I've been playing drums with this guitarist and apparently the other guitarist in his other band is pulling the "OMG you can't be in OTHER bands" trip. LOL, fucking weakass. Good thing the guy I'm working with doesn't care about that and knows I'm working with other musicians on a totally different project, but am just as committed to what we have now. We also have two shows next week already! We're called The Monday Specials and super cool and looking for a bassist in Milwaukee.

The missus is watching Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory and I got to thinking. Those four old cunts have been in bed for 20 years eating nothing but cabbage soup. Could you imagine the farts they would be cutting in that shack they live in. You could probably cut the air in there with an axe. It would also be catastrophic if someone lit a match.

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"When life gives you lemons..."
I've grown sick of this shit.
Life does not give you anything. Especially not lemons. Not even if you ask politely - you'll get ignored completely.
But you know what? Life doesn't give a shit about its lemons. So you just go over there and take them, then walk out like they were always yours to begin with.
Life won't fucking care. And you know why? Because they always were your fucking lemons!
Because it's not just life, it's your life and therefore they are your fucking lemons.

Schlatte wrote:"When life gives you lemons..."
I've grown sick of this shit.
Life does not give you anything. Especially not lemons. Not even if you ask politely - you'll get ignored completely.
But you know what? Life doesn't give a shit about its lemons. So you just go over there and take them, then walk out like they were always yours to begin with.
Life won't fucking care. And you know why? Because they always were your fucking lemons!
Because it's not just life, it's your life and therefore they are your fucking lemons.

I always just thought that life was a big heaping bowl of shit that you are being force fed on a daily basis. But I do try and be optimistic about it and just imagine it's chocolate pudding. Mmmm! I like chocolate pudding.

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… pictures of dads at One Direction concerts.

“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”
- Cave Johnson, Portal 2

Lemons are good.

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Chankgeez wrote:Lemons are good.

I love lemons.

So if my landlord is defaulting on the mortgage of the building and the bank is inspecting the building this week. I'm guessing this suggests my rent will be going up in the near future.

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