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StudioShutIn wrote:

snipelfritz wrote:Man, I need to stop saying such opinionated and easily misinterpreted things. Of course, there's plenty of good Hip Hop and Metal music. I'm simply talking about the more extreme, superficial sides of their affiliated scenes from an entirely subjective, shallow, judgmental viewpoint.

ILF seems a little tightly wound this evening. I'ma get some sleep now. I suggest the rest of you crankies do the same

Y so Srs?

When has anybody who used the word "crankies" and a winky face ever been serious? Also, I think the fact that you were able to turn the word serious into only three letters is kinda awesome.

Internet people need to stop confusing intelligent and involved discussion with emotionally invested diatribe. Don't worry, be happy, play Pokemon Red and get schwasted off a margarita and a half which I'm about to do with my mom.

No seriously, my mom and I go get margaritas at a local Mexican restaurant all the fucking time. She's paying and the food is amazing, so

snipelfritz wrote:Internet people need to stop confusing intelligent and involved discussion with emotionally invested diatribe.

what's the diff

unownunown wrote:

snipelfritz wrote:Internet people need to stop confusing intelligent and involved discussion with emotionally invested diatribe.

what's the diff

One of them usually ends in somebody getting laid. I'll let you figure out which.

Also, Where is my mommy? It's margarita-burrito time!

unownunown wrote:

snipelfritz wrote:Internet people need to stop confusing intelligent and involved discussion with emotionally invested diatribe.

what's the diff

I stole yo quote... Touche...

someone is trying to HAX my ilf account

I had to go to the Dentist today. The dental assistant started cleaning my gums with one of those needle tools, and I was like "You are hrting me" and basically what she said was that it's my fualt that it hurts because I'm not brushing or somethign like that. And att the end they put this chloride stuff on my teeth that looks like cum and tastes probably just as bad (I wouldn't know) in which every time I burped it would come up (no pun intended) and taste like apoxy (type of glue). Also the real dentist basically did nothing, it was ll the detal assistant, wtf.

Fuck dentists; they're all sadists, and not even the good kind. The only good part of a dental visit is when the assistant's boobs are all in your face 'cause she has to lean over and stuff. This is guaranteed.

Well, and I guess it helps keep your teeth from rotting away, if you're into that sort of thing. You know, if you're a nerd.

My dentist put like 476,432 of those cotton thingies in my mouth, then called me a baby for choking on them. Then he made me wear a dog collar and call him sir. That's normal right?

i love the dentist.

but i've never had a cavity or anything so my dental visits are relatively benign

unownunown wrote:i love the dentist.

but i've never had a cavity or anything so my dental visits are relatively benign

When I was nine I crashed on my bike and nocked out three of my front teeth...
They were put back in and set in what was called bondage....
So for almost a year I looked like I had one big tooth... sort'a like a cartoon...
The dentist that removed the shit said the first didn't know what he was doing....
Over time as I grew my right front tooth got stuck so that I look like I have a broken tooth...
Other dentists tried various things to PULL the tooth down...
Like having braces and a metal bar at the roof of m mouth...
None of it worked...
The thing should have been removed in the first place...
Now one of these days I am going to find a "competent" dentist to fix it once and for all....
I hate sheep fucking dentists

Their anesthetic shot always wears off quickly for me, so I have to do it 2 or 3 times and then it'll still fade away fast. One time I got a tooth drilled into after it wore off completely. I have no words to describe the feeling in my head in that moment other than it was like my brain was vibrating with a speed that was approaching terminal, my eyes were watering, and I could taste and "feel" metal. It's hard to remember exactly as I couldn't focus on anything other than "OH SHIT!". Probably the most physical pain I've been in.

I knew it was about to get rough but it wore off when he was almost done and there were just a couple more spots to hit, so I thought it wouldn't be that bad. But in hindsight FUCK THAT.

That sucked. There weren't even boobs in that visit, so I guess it isn't guaranteed.

theactionindex wrote:My dentist put like 476,432 of those cotton thingies in my mouth, then called me a baby for choking on them. Then he made me wear a dog collar and call him sir. That's normal right?

only if it's in exchange for drugs.

Once you've over 7-8 teeth pulled the dentist ain't no thang. Stop being such a pussay

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. I don't want to have to wait a week and a half to get paid so I can order the parts I need to fix my amp, then have to wait for them to arrive.

Well...i dodnt get laid for julies birthday. All i want to say is wha tkind of MONSTER what kind of HELL SENT DEMON gets into a spacerituals bed...takes off all his space clothes...takes off all of her pathetic earth clothes...puts her mouth on his spacepenis and does all manner of sexual activities...AND THEN DOESNT ACTUALLY HAVE SEX WITH HIM.

SPACERITUAL wrote:Well...i dodnt get laid for julies birthday. All i want to say is wha tkind of MONSTER what kind of HELL SENT DEMON gets into a spacerituals bed...takes off all his space clothes...takes off all of her pathetic earth clothes...puts her mouth on his spacepenis and does all manner of sexual activities...AND THEN DOESNT ACTUALLY HAVE SEX WITH HIM.

I thought spacemen just impaled chicks with their spacedicks to impregnate them. You know, like bedbugs or something. And what use do you have for inferior Earth girls? Why are you conforming to their mating rituals? You're making this way harder than it should be.

It should be:

"Hi, my name is SPACERITUAL".
--this is the part where you stab her shit, I'm talking End of Evangelion-style mass shanking straight through the abdomen, leaving her motionless and barely conscious--

Simple. You're getting the runaround with the way you're going right now.

This makes so much sense.