ilovefuzz.com

Went to hooters with my wife and father in law and uncle in law and shared pitchers and I'm gonna DROONE with this infinity looper

lel
Moved some furniture until 11pm, haven't had anything to eat or drink since 3 or so, had the equivalent of 3 shots of vodka, destroyed.
I love you all
I don't feel any hatred towards anything in particular nor do i feel uneasy anymore, I don't even wildly doubt myself right now.
I can only get mad at injustice, yo.

Also there's no way in hell I could drive even buzzed, fuck that.
Beer is dumb and pointless and tastes like butt always
If it isn't at least 20% abv it's pointless UNLESS you're in mixed company OR you're chilling with multiple friends and aren't trying to "outrun" them, so to say. Really, harder drinks are healthier, man. Fewer calories.

skullservant wrote:Went to hooters with my wife and father in law and uncle in law and shared pitchers and I'm gonna DROONE with this infinity looper

huh.

I suppose it IS a family restaurant.

I'm having beer and eating the largest steak ever. Leftover meat is the best thing about still living with my parents.

Just got this in the mail today

Pax vaporizer in that same color.
Absolutely amazing. I was going to buy a launch box but im pretty sure I made the better choice.

*touches nose*

Booooooooooooop.

I think I might still be a little drunk from last night. For my friend birthday I made chocolate Kahlua pudding shots, and carved out strawberries for the shot glasses. Everyone loved 'em. I still have a shit ton of pudding left. Dancing is fun. My friend woke up with my phone in his pocket.

First time I've thrown up from partying in years, but soooo much fun.

kbithecrowing wrote:I think I might still be a little drunk from last night. For my friend birthday I made chocolate Kahlua pudding shots, and carved out strawberries for the shot glasses. Everyone loved 'em. I still have a shit ton of pudding left. Dancing is fun. My friend woke up with my phone in his pocket.

First time I've thrown up from partying in years, but soooo much fun.

Sounds excellent.

I'm doing the much more practical, drinking late by myself while writing a new resume so I can apply for a job that would take me halfway across the country, sort of thing.

EDIT: ^I got a phone interview next tuesday, for that job and a project that I'm kicking ass on.

Lol, my parents are terrible at hiding the key to the liquor cabinet. Under the bottle opener, really???

Also, I'm 23 and have a full time job...so I bought most of my booze (bought: 6 pack of woodchuck, didn't buy: one chug of Cpt. Morgan) and paid co-pay on the excessive klonopin I took earlier because Obama so I can stay on my mom's health insurance despite Governor Hitler trying to make state employee (my mom is a special Ed teach WITH A MASTERS DEGREE) insurance worse.

So SUP PIT

super white widow

pigmaker wrote:super white widow

I brought a half of white rhino to Ozzfest one year. Used one of those cheap wood tobacco pipes you could get at CVS. You could easily pack a dub in that deep ass bowl. By the end of the night we burned a hole through the elbow, literally smoked that bowl

Slayer opened for Black Sabbath, the whole day was absolutely amazing.

slayer opening for sabbath, thats awesome

so making a drinking game out if the beverly hills copm theme song is not good idea
we didnt start till part 2, and we're only halfay thriugh thar, but fuck me.
damn rum
gotta fund 3
is there a 4?

do a shot every time eddie murphy does that laugh

aheheheheheheheheh

Kind of reminds me of the Rush Hour drinking game I made up. You drink any time Jackie Chan uses an object that isn't a weapon as a weapon, or when somebody says something you don't understand (which is more often Chris Tucker than Jackie Chan). I think there was more to it, but this was years ago.

Birthday bakin'. NYC style Pizza, cool peeps. Lovin it.