Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 10:28 am
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Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 10:38 am
Lastnight my nose started shooting blood out allover the place and i was seeing all blurry so i walked around my room drawing little hexagrams for a wrechedness ritual but passed out on the ground before i coud bargain for a meatsmoke.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 4:25 pm
snipelfritz wrote:maz91379 wrote:tuffteef wrote:i think i love country music
from the 50s and 60s
its so sappy but i love it so much
I've actually wondered if i would enjoy country from this era as i think i only really dislike kenny rogers and songs about tractors and bitches/ cowboy hats. I mean i like some wilco.....
Country/Western of the 50's, 60's is nothing like "Country" of today. Today's Country music is nothing more that generic pop-rock with southern accents and the occasional fiddle. John Mellencamp did it to death 30 years ago.
I enjoy some old country, like Patsy Cline, but it is just the corniest, whitest thing ever. Take it from me. Despite my Sly & the Family Stone avatar, I am very much a white person. I just can't stand seeing those old TV clips where the host comes on with a big old grin and says, "Well howdy folks! We've got us a right special treat for y'all tonight. These nice young boys came all the way Mobile Alabama, and they're fixin' to sing us a song. Now, without no further a-do here is Larry and the Lynch-Mob Boys."
"Why thank you very much. We are absolutely delighted to be here. Now, we're gonna sing a song that's real special. It's called 'Don't You Use My Water Fountain!'"
I must confess I could keep this going for a while. I even started writing the song in my head.
the weirdest thing is that i read that entire thing in a country accent in my head
made me giggle
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 6:42 pm
^that was entirely how I meant it to be read, with a southern accent and a big hokey smile.
I just realized unownunown's user name isn't unknownunknown.
Lately I've been thinking I have laziness induced dyslexia where I can't be bothered to read whole sentences, so I just pick out a couple of words, out of order, and just assume what it says based on them.
I just realized unownunown's user name isn't unknownunknown.
Lately I've been thinking I have laziness induced dyslexia where I can't be bothered to read whole sentences, so I just pick out a couple of words, out of order, and just assume what it says based on them.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 9:36 pm
I've never had strawberry rhubarb pie, though I want to.
Someone make me some. Then, let me eat it.
I will pay you in song.
Someone make me some. Then, let me eat it.
I will pay you in song.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 12:46 am
i haven't either... what do rhubarbs even taste like? 
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 1:20 am
I don't know how to describe it. Kinda tartish, but very slightly bitter. It's been a while, so my recollection is a little foggy.
My old roommate did something where he got like a rhubarb juice(I can't remember how he did that) and mixed it with vodka. 'Twas delicious.
My old roommate did something where he got like a rhubarb juice(I can't remember how he did that) and mixed it with vodka. 'Twas delicious.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 3:58 am
snipelfritz wrote:^that was entirely how I meant it to be read, with a southern accent and a big hokey smile.
I just realized unownunown's user name isn't unknownunknown.
Lately I've been thinking I have laziness induced dyslexia where I can't be bothered to read whole sentences, so I just pick out a couple of words, out of order, and just assume what it says based on them.
That's the way I read. It usually works quite well. I did have some trouble reading Heidegger like that though.
I really really like shitting too.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 10:43 am
Rhubarb = looks like red celery.
Red = blood.
Bleeding = death.
Rhubarb = death celery = I want to eat it in a pie.
It's science.
Red = blood.
Bleeding = death.
Rhubarb = death celery = I want to eat it in a pie.
It's science.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 4:42 pm
i should re register with the name death celery, might make a better impression
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 4:49 pm
rhubarb pie is delicious must have iced cream with it
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 4:55 pm
tuffteef wrote:rhubarb pie is delicious must have iced cream with it
+1
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 4:57 pm
ashdown wrote:i should re register with the name death celery, might make a better impression
How can you make a better impression than having You're a Woman I'm a Machine as your avatar? I had that as mine originally until somebody pm'd me and said somebody else was using it, so I settled for good old Sly & The Family Stone. The pm's can be really helpful.
Confession: I wrote that last sentence strictly for the purpose of putting PMS in my post.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 5:04 pm
snipelfritz wrote:ashdown wrote:i should re register with the name death celery, might make a better impression
How can you make a better impression than having You're a Woman I'm a Machine as your avatar? I had that as mine originally until somebody pm'd me and said somebody else was using it, so I settled for good old Sly & The Family Stone. The pm's can be really helpful.
Confession: I wrote that last sentence strictly for the purpose of putting PMS in my post.
also just cause
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 3:50 am
I love Death From Above and I love that album cover.
I have never seen facebook or jersey shore.
My fridge and little amp reek of weed. Because that's where I keep my weed.
I have never seen facebook or jersey shore.
My fridge and little amp reek of weed. Because that's where I keep my weed.