Twin Dongs and the Eighth Dimension

[D.o.S.]

three more years 'til he graduates to an itch.

We're all pulling for you, buddy.

[Chankgeez]

In other news, reclusive Afghan Taliban leader/longtime stalker of US forces, Mullah Omar, has been confirmed dead.

Oh, and here's more breaking news: Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

[Strange Tales]

I've got some big news as well:

I'm getting Taco Bell today.

[Chankgeez]

Oh, and the Taliban could not immediately be reached for comment.

(They didn't return my phone calls. I think they also may be out getting Taco Bell. )

[gordian knot]

gordian knot is the 4 year stalker?

I didn't know ol' gord had it in 'im.

See, what happened was I hooked up the wrong power supply to a Timebender pedal so I knew about her Kickstarter and Dwarfcraft contract screw ups 4 years ago.

or was that mudfuzz. Maybe I'm strongarming her for a pedal. I get confused since music forumites are secretly members of GamerGate

[gordian knot]

We're all pulling for you, buddy.

I'm not sure how I should take that. Yes, I'm kind of cute, but not fap-worthy hot

[Chankgeez]

We're all pulling for you, buddy.

I'm not sure how I should take that. Yes, I'm kind of cute, but not fap-worthy hot

TWSS

[skullservant]

I had Taco Bell on Monday for the first time in ages.
I have a rule with my job that if I am on the road I am NOT allowed to eat there

[resincum]

had two 1/2 lb cheesy potato burritos without sour scream last night

they were glorious

[Nelson Instruments]

Weird how the arrogance is there. Personally I am grateful for every hard earned penny someone gives me for my guitars....for someone who is seemingly desperate to get back into business and who seemingly is desperate for every penny or else she is homeless etc etc....well turning away customers doesn't seem like "business 101" to me.
Maybe I should start telling everyone they can't buy my guitars....then I bet I'll sell a bunch of them......hmmmmm

Maybe this is the place for a mash up of Devi with the underpants gnomes.

Step one: build pedals
Step two:???????
Step 3: PROFIT!

[behndy]

I had Taco Bell on Monday for the first time in ages.
I have a rule with my job that if I am on the road I am NOT allowed to eat there

that's funny. when i travel for fun or shows or whatever, Taco Butts is the safest place. if you don't eat meat, all the fast food places have..... fried fish sammiches so nasty Brits would be like, "dayum 'Murica. your food SUCKS.".

T-Beezy has decent food for super cheap if you decline meat and the beans.

[zeravla]

Weird how the arrogance is there. Personally I am grateful for every hard earned penny someone gives me for my guitars....for someone who is seemingly desperate to get back into business and who seemingly is desperate for every penny or else she is homeless etc etc....well turning away customers doesn't seem like "business 101" to me.
Maybe I should start telling everyone they can't buy my guitars....then I bet I'll sell a bunch of them......hmmmmm

Maybe this is the place for a mash up of Devi with the underpants gnomes.

Step one: build pedals
Step two:???????
Step 3: PROFIT!

Start demanding headshots and a resume with every order so you can weed out "undesirables".

WE ALMOST AT 100 PAGES YA'LL

[DarkAxel]

the shoes thread is also almost 100 pages long.

doesn't make it any more important

[rfurtkamp]

Wait, so pardon my ignorance on electronics, but shouldn't you be able to have a fuzz wit ha rotary knob that can switch between all of these?

Or flip switches.

I have a secondhand box built by one of the dudes here that does 9 circuits in one double box.

[rfurtkamp]

Oh, and here's more breaking news: Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

Are you absolutely certain? I'll wait until Weekend Update for the latest.