Twin Dongs and the Eighth Dimension

fishtankdork · Post by **fishtankdork** » Sat Jul 11, 2015 8:09 pm

In Nashville they have these gas stations that have 30 plus slurpee flavors, I forget the name of the chain. They have redbull slurpees. All other slurpees are uncappable of competing.

casecandy · Post by **casecandy** » Sat Jul 11, 2015 8:12 pm

Eric Matthews: Do you think my grades are good enough to get me into college, Mr. Feeny?

Mr. Feeny: Your grades, Mr. Matthews, are not good enough to get you a Slurpee.

Mudfuzz · Post by **Mudfuzz** » Sat Jul 11, 2015 8:20 pm

I never liked slurpees, shaved ice is better.

sonidero · Post by **sonidero** » Sat Jul 11, 2015 8:30 pm

Ummm, it's called Shave Ice... What happened to all the roaming Sno Cone trucks, now they're just parked and filled with underage girls in coochie cutters and I feel inappropriate ordering Tigers Blood...

Mudfuzz · Post by **Mudfuzz** » Sat Jul 11, 2015 9:00 pm

I don't ever remember the word not having a d… but yeah I haven't seen a son cone truck since I was a kid..

sonidero · Post by **sonidero** » Sat Jul 11, 2015 9:05 pm

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It's a Hawaiian thing you wouldn't understand...

Mudfuzz · Post by **Mudfuzz** » Sat Jul 11, 2015 9:09 pm

I knew had to have to do with some place that was wretchedly warm and sunny and cheerful...

sonidero · Post by **sonidero** » Sat Jul 11, 2015 9:16 pm

Dirty Rain Lover...

Sunshine on the tops of your feet is scientifically proven to make you happier, it can't penetrate striped socken and creepers...

Iommic Pope · Post by **Iommic Pope** » Sat Jul 11, 2015 9:22 pm

Dude sunburn to the top of your feet is proof that God is a cunt, if he/she exists at all.
Cruel and without mercy.

sonidero · Post by **sonidero** » Sat Jul 11, 2015 9:24 pm

Bald head burn is bad, a week of fake dandruff...

Iommic Pope · Post by **Iommic Pope** » Sat Jul 11, 2015 9:27 pm

Yes. Also not a fan of that.
You shaving your head now?

sonidero · Post by **sonidero** » Sat Jul 11, 2015 9:28 pm

If now equals since I joined the forum and have been old and bald then yes... I just grow the ever greying beard...

ryan summit · Post by **ryan summit** » Sat Jul 11, 2015 10:40 pm

are we on shaving and greying now?

cause back on frozen sugar snacks
theres a zillion things better than a slurpee
and sno-cones are fucking bogus
theyre like the fools gold of icy treats(no not icee)
the real winner is italian ice trucks at the jersey shore
at least in 1987 what my kid-brain remembers
the rainbow ice or pinacolada
there was a bubblegum one too
that fucking shit was the motherfucking jam in the stank sand
that marinos with the wooden stick and gelatenous top
thats some bullshit too

Iommic Pope · Post by **Iommic Pope** » Sat Jul 11, 2015 10:46 pm

Dude, icebergs. Slushee on the bottom, soft serve on top.

Also, Soni, now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure every picture of you I've seen has your dome hidden by a cap, so wasn't sure.
Having said that I hide the days I don't shave under a beanie.
And yes, my coppery beard is getting white streaks now.
Oldness is coming.

SPACERITUAL · Post by **SPACERITUAL** » Sat Jul 11, 2015 11:30 pm

Iommic Pope wrote:Dude sunburn to the top of your feet is proof that God is a cunt, if he/she exists at all.
Cruel and without mercy.

Try passing out naked on the beach and having the area where your asscheeks touch sunburnt. And the area under your asscheeks right where creases with the top of your leg.

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