The Confessions Thread

[Achtane]

Achtane used to be my favorite. Used to be.

FUCKIN' HELL
SORRY I WILL CORRECT THIS
CUE THE VAUDEVILLE SAMPLES
THROW SOME JAZZY PIANO ON THAT SHIT, ROSIE

RAUUGHGHHARUGHGHHGRAUGHGHGHH WUHH WARR RAWWWGHHHH wait i gotta clear my throat RAGHGHCHHCHCHGHLLLMRRR...A MAN STANDING IN A SMOKY BAR
SAYS TO ME
HE SAYSRRrrrrrr
says with a faint glimmer in his eye HE SAYS
BUDDY I TELL YA LIFE'S A SWIRLING DRAIN
ha
I LOOK OUT THE WINDOWouttathatpanewwrrrrrrghhh
OUT INTO THE RAIN
OUT INTO THE LIVES OF THE PEOPLEeehhhhHHH LIVIN' IN THIS CITY
PEOPLE PASSIN' EACH OTHER BY LIKE LEAVES FALLIN' rrgghghhh dhhrrgghhh
I SAYS TO HIM I SAYS
BUDDY THE PERFECTION OF THOSE LEAVES AIN'T LOST ON ME
an amateur shark falters
sweat beads up and falls to the baize
I TURN
I JUST TURN AND LEAAAAAVEhhrrrrghghgh

CUE UPRIGHT BASS

[Twangasaurus]

[snipelfritz]

Sorry.
I still dislike the music, though.

Yeah dude, his voice is cool, but his music is big daddy Snorlax boring.

[The_Active_Conundrum]

sometimes I remember that everyone fellout a cunt and it bothers me

[Inconuucl]

Well, fell out is a bit of an understatement. More accurate would be "shoved out of an almost torn vagina." But that really doesn't make it any better.

Good thing C sections exist. 8D

[neonblack]

You've obviously never seen a c section. Way worse than normal birth.

[snipelfritz]

I've never seen either and i don't tend to see/cause either.

Can I get a vasectomy already!?!

[alexa.]

C sections are the worst possible way to deliver a child. There are fungus and bacteria living in the birth canal that the baby gets "baptized" in. It is the only way that the mother can provide the, until then, sterile baby - with immunological defense (about 90% of our immune system is bacteria working to protect us. think about that when taking your antibiotics next time). The first "inoculation" happens right there.

Science <3
Also, creeping some of you out <3

[snipelfritz]

Yeah, I read an article recently saying that C-sections are generally not as healthy. If not to the baby being born, to later births, like on a statistically provable level. I don't think there's anybody saying C-sections shouldn't be avoided whenever possible.

Serious question: Is "Yeah, you're looking hotter than a 90's sitcom mom" a line that will get me laid or not?

[goosekevin]

I was an emergency c section and nearly killed both me and my mum, would have if they didn't slice me out
Childbirth is terrifying but also cool
I kind of wish I had a womb to carry a little person in

[D.o.S.]

Serious question: Is "Yeah, you're looking hotter than a 90's sitcom mom" a line that will get me laid or not?

I want to say "no", which means the answer is probably "yes".

[Deltaphoenix]

Are you trying to pickup MILFs?

[D.o.S.]

Achtane used to be my favorite. Used to be.

FUCKIN' HELL
SORRY I WILL CORRECT THIS
CUE THE VAUDEVILLE SAMPLES
THROW SOME JAZZY PIANO ON THAT SHIT, ROSIE

RAUUGHGHHARUGHGHHGRAUGHGHGHH WUHH WARR RAWWWGHHHH wait i gotta clear my throat RAGHGHCHHCHCHGHLLLMRRR...A MAN STANDING IN A SMOKY BAR
SAYS TO ME
HE SAYSRRrrrrrr
says with a faint glimmer in his eye HE SAYS
BUDDY I TELL YA LIFE'S A SWIRLING DRAIN
ha
I LOOK OUT THE WINDOWouttathatpanewwrrrrrrghhh
OUT INTO THE RAIN
OUT INTO THE LIVES OF THE PEOPLEeehhhhHHH LIVIN' IN THIS CITY
PEOPLE PASSIN' EACH OTHER BY LIKE LEAVES FALLIN' rrgghghhh dhhrrgghhh
I SAYS TO HIM I SAYS
BUDDY THE PERFECTION OF THOSE LEAVES AIN'T LOST ON ME
an amateur shark falters
sweat beads up and falls to the baize
I TURN
I JUST TURN AND LEAAAAAVEhhrrrrghghgh

CUE UPRIGHT BASS

[alexa.]

I feel disqualified to post in the drunk/high thread ._.

[Gone Fission]

Without specific incidents or feedback to reinforce it, I'm feeling like I'm a complete and total asshole lately. If I've been that way to any of you, I'm really sorry. I don't want to be an asshole, and even if I'm not, I definitely don't want to feel like one.