Disarm D'arcy wrote:It's probable that if I heard my neighbors having loud sex, I'd puke myself and have instant diarrhea. Adolf and Eva really aren't cool.
You're living next to the Hitlers?
The Confessions Thread
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You're living next to the Hitlers?
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phantasmagorovich wrote:Disarm D'arcy wrote:It's probable that if I heard my neighbors having loud sex, I'd puke myself and have instant diarrhea. Adolf and Eva really aren't cool.
You're living next to the Hitlers?
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phantasmagorovich wrote:Disarm D'arcy wrote:It's probable that if I heard my neighbors having loud sex, I'd puke myself and have instant diarrhea. Adolf and Eva really aren't cool.
You're living next to the Hitlers?
That was the intended joke. They're more like Les Bidochons but they are kinda the condo nazis. Last week: Adolf managed to knock on my door at 10pm to ask me to stop being noisy (I was lying on my bed with the cat and my iPad so yeah, it's obvious I was the culprit of his imaginary nuisance) ; Eva spied on me when I was talking with a friend outside of the building ; they lodged a complaint to the police station accusing a teenage girl who lives on our street for scratching their Lexus for fun with her friends, because that's what teenagers do and also because on the car there was HAIRS THE COLOR OF THE FAMILY PET SO YEAH IT'S OBVIOUS. SHERLOCK. Another week in the life of Adolf and Eva.
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Disarm D'arcy wrote:condo nazis
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Confession: I think my relationship is coming to an end, which after 2 years...kinda sucks.
BUT...the thought of pounding some new pussy out and perhaps railing a cougar or two doesn't make me as bummed.
Maybe it's meant to be over?
Fuck.
BUT...the thought of pounding some new pussy out and perhaps railing a cougar or two doesn't make me as bummed.
Maybe it's meant to be over?
Fuck.
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UncleBBQ wrote:Confession: I think my relationship is coming to an end, which after 2 years...kinda sucks.
BUT...the thought of pounding some new pussy out and perhaps railing a cougar or two doesn't make me as bummed.
Maybe it's meant to be over?
Fuck.
That's weird, you seem like a real catch.
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I have spent hours trying to decide on a guitar strap for the New Complexity. I can't seem to find anything. Somehow I'd like to find the guitar strap to end all straps.
(No, I haven't found it at Couch.)
(No, I haven't found it at Couch.)
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phantasmagorovich wrote:I have spent hours trying to decide on a guitar strap for the New Complexity. I can't seem to find anything. Somehow I'd like to find the guitar strap to end all straps.
(No, I haven't found it at Couch.)
http://www.jaykco.com/
^ that is where i got my 'strap to end all straps'. i could gush about them all day. BEST STRAPS.
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spacelordmother wrote:UncleBBQ wrote:Confession: I think my relationship is coming to an end, which after 2 years...kinda sucks.
BUT...the thought of pounding some new pussy out and perhaps railing a cougar or two doesn't make me as bummed.
Maybe it's meant to be over?
Fuck.
That's weird, you seem like a real catch.
I was more kidding. I'm bummin' hard.
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UncleBBQ wrote:spacelordmother wrote:UncleBBQ wrote:Confession: I think my relationship is coming to an end, which after 2 years...kinda sucks.
BUT...the thought of pounding some new pussy out and perhaps railing a cougar or two doesn't make me as bummed.
Maybe it's meant to be over?
Fuck.
That's weird, you seem like a real catch.
I was more kidding. I'm bummin' hard.
Sorry I misinterpreted -- oh the joys of communication via text...
Hang in there, bro.
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spacelordmother wrote:UncleBBQ wrote:spacelordmother wrote:UncleBBQ wrote:Confession: I think my relationship is coming to an end, which after 2 years...kinda sucks.
BUT...the thought of pounding some new pussy out and perhaps railing a cougar or two doesn't make me as bummed.
Maybe it's meant to be over?
Fuck.
That's weird, you seem like a real catch.
I was more kidding. I'm bummin' hard.
Sorry I misinterpreted -- oh the joys of communication via text...
Hang in there, bro.
S'all good my man!
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UncleBBQ wrote:Confession: I think my relationship is coming to an end, which after 2 years...kinda sucks.
BUT...the thought of pounding some new pussy out and perhaps railing a cougar or two doesn't make me as bummed.
Maybe it's meant to be over?
Fuck.
Yeah man, I just broke up with my girlfriend of two years as well.
It's super shitty, dude.
Hang in there.
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It would be awesome to work in the weed candy factory.
Those floor freebies.
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sonidero wrote:Roll a plus 13 for fire and with my immunity to wack I dodge the cough and pass a turn to chill and look at these rocks...
kbithecrowing wrote:Making out with my girl friday night, I couldn't stop thinking about flangers.
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PetZounds wrote:UncleBBQ wrote:Confession: I think my relationship is coming to an end, which after 2 years...kinda sucks.
BUT...the thought of pounding some new pussy out and perhaps railing a cougar or two doesn't make me as bummed.
Maybe it's meant to be over?
Fuck.
Yeah man, I just broke up with my girlfriend of two years as well.
It's super shitty, dude.
Hang in there.
Shit ain't fun dude, you hang in there as well!
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