The Confessions Thread

[Twangasaurus]

You joke but Kaos is probably one of the few Aussies on this forum that was able to vote when the Australian Democrats actually meant something. They died a slow, sad death.

"Keep the bastards honest"

[KaosCill8r]

Yes I did vote democrat. The demise of the Australian Democrats was a sad day in Australia's political history. Donald Chipp was rolling in his grave. Their demise is the reason I no longer vote in any of Australia's federal or state elections. There is no political party worthy of me getting out of bed to vote for. All we have now is the right wing and the far right wing. And the rest are just piss weak cunts.

[John]

I have the WRONGEST boner right now...
http://www.myfoxtwincities.com/story/26807899/down-syndrome-dancer-reminds-instructor-what-dance-is-all-about

[Iommic Pope]

There is no political party worthy of me getting out of bed to vote for. All we have now is the right wing and the far right wing. And the rest are just piss weak cunts.

Hear, Hear!

I remember the end of the Democrats. I was kind of hoping the Greens would see the writing on the wall and change their ways.....guess not.

I have the WRONGEST boner right now...
http://www.myfoxtwincities.com/story/26807899/down-syndrome-dancer-reminds-instructor-what-dance-is-all-about

Because, inspiration.....right?

[Wes Mantooth]

Ima gonna vote democrat in this years midterm elections because the democrat governor is very pro-medical marijuana and has an open mind about "lets see what happens in Colorado/Washington" for recreational marijuana and the republican guys is just a close minded dick about that stuff.

My dad may kill me if he finds out I voted democrat.

The Democrats in our state are cowards who defer to the police when it comes to Cannabis laws. I don't vote anymore, every politician at state level or higher is a greedy, worthless scumbag these days. Party is irrelevant. Their job is to get votes and get reelected, they will play with people's lives in any way possible to get that.

[KaosCill8r]

Ima gonna vote democrat in this years midterm elections because the democrat governor is very pro-medical marijuana and has an open mind about "lets see what happens in Colorado/Washington" for recreational marijuana and the republican guys is just a close minded dick about that stuff.

My dad may kill me if he finds out I voted democrat.

The Democrats in our state are cowards who defer to the police when it comes to Cannabis laws. I don't vote anymore, every politician at state level or higher is a greedy, worthless scumbag these days. Party is irrelevant. Their job is to get votes and get reelected, they will play with people's lives in any way possible to get that.

The Australian democrat party were awesome in their day. Their motto was "Keep the bastards honest" and they did. What killed them was the one time they didn't follow that motto and did a shonky deal with the far right wing party.

[Dr. Sherman Sticks M.D.]

championing legal weed has got to be the easiest way into office this time around.

[John]

I have the WRONGEST boner right now...
http://www.myfoxtwincities.com/story/26807899/down-syndrome-dancer-reminds-instructor-what-dance-is-all-about

Because, inspiration.....right?

Yeah...

[Wes Mantooth]

championing legal weed has got to be the easiest way into office this time around.

It's true because a lot of people who don't care too much about politics might care about weed. That probably would get people votes no matter what their other priorities were. I'm all for legal weed but this could turn out to be kind of scary. Maybe I should have more faith in people, but I don't.

[D.o.S.]

I live in a city where weed is legal. It's really no different than when it wasn't, TBH.

[ChetMagongalo]

I ran out of ladies on Tinder to match with. I beat the game!

[greyscales]

I ran out of ladies on Tinder to match with. I beat the game!

Give it time. There are always more.

[ChetMagongalo]

yeah they refresh I just think it's funny that I reached the wall

[Ugly Nora]

Got a problem I am hoping you guys could help me with.

I'm a decent, underpaid, hardworking county coroner. It's important that my family eat meat at least three times a week. But we just can't
afford to with the prices the way they are. So I bring home some choice cuts from my autopsy subjects. Just mix in the Tuna Helper and ta-da!

The whole family thinks my new meals are delicious. They ask me what's my secret, I think they're getting suspicious. My smart-ass 8-year-old keeps
asking, "Where's all the meat? The red dye #2 kind that's kept in the fridge." If they find out the truth I don't think they'll understand.

What do I tell my family?

[ChetMagongalo]

wait you're kidding right? isn't that illegal in more than one way?