The Confessions Thread

[PetZounds]

OH FUCK
I just remembered I changed my coworker's email signature like 2 months ago.
I never told him about it or fixed it.
It used to say "Knowledge is power. Use it well."
His signature now says "With great power comes great responsibility".

I meant to only leave it for like two days and tell him.
But it's been going on for so long, he's bound to be pissed if he finds out.
Haha, whoops.

[wafl]

Don't worry, that's a pretty big improvement.

[ChetMagongalo]

OH FUCK
I just remembered I changed my coworker's email signature like 2 months ago.
I never told him about it or fixed it.
It used to say "Knowledge is power. Use it well."
His signature now says "With great power comes great responsibility".

I meant to only leave it for like two days and tell him.
But it's been going on for so long, he's bound to be pissed if he finds out.
Haha, whoops.

why would you ever tell him? the longer it goes the funnier it is

[UncleBBQ]

I want to punch everyone I work with right in the dick.

Except one lady who is a milf. I would fuck her, right in the pussy.

[wafl]

I love when crazy people get on the bus.
I like to think they stumbled upon some forbidden truth that drove them insane.
But its usually that they can no longer form an internal monologue due to brain damage which is great because I get to watch something that is usually hidden away.

[leaves turn]

outside of like 3 songs, I don't like Joy Division anymore

[neonblack]

outside of like 3 songs, I don't like Joy Division anymore

But man, what cool t shirts.

I have a joy division shirt where the band name is written in Arabic. I love it, but I live in a redneck town and got strange looks before.

I haven't worn it out of the house since all this ISIS stuff started. I am not going to be murdered by police and/or hillbillies thanks. It doesn't help that I have a beard too.

[weed_killer]

outside of like 3 songs, I don't like Joy Division anymore

one of those better be dead souls

[leaves turn]

outside of like 3 songs, I don't like Joy Division anymore

one of those better be dead souls

live cut on the UP special edition bootleg

[UglyCasanova]

outside of like 3 songs, I don't like Joy Division anymore

one of those better be Ice Age

Yes

[Iommic Pope]

outside of like 3 songs, I don't like Joy Division anymore

But man, what cool t shirts.

I have a joy division shirt where the band name is written in Arabic. I love it, but I live in a redneck town and got strange looks before.

I haven't worn it out of the house since all this ISIS stuff started. I am not going to be murdered by police and/or hillbillies thanks. It doesn't help that I have a beard too.

Yeah man, I would avoid that.

Even the Australian Police raided like 25+ homes yesterday in relation to this Islamic State thing.

[weed_killer]

outside of like 3 songs, I don't like Joy Division anymore

one of those better be dead souls

live cut on the UP special edition bootleg

[snipelfritz]

I lurve teh Joy Division.

Just gets better with every listen.

[KaosCill8r]

outside of like 3 songs, I don't like Joy Division anymore

But man, what cool t shirts.

I have a joy division shirt where the band name is written in Arabic. I love it, but I live in a redneck town and got strange looks before.

I haven't worn it out of the house since all this ISIS stuff started. I am not going to be murdered by police and/or hillbillies thanks. It doesn't help that I have a beard too.

Yeah man, I would avoid that.

Even the Australian Police raided like 25+ homes yesterday in relation to this Islamic State thing.

Fear is a strange thing. I have a long beard also and take great pleasure in telling people i'm a Muslim, even though i'm not just to fuck with them. Living in a small Australian town full of xenophobic bigoted morons you have to make your fun anyway you can.

[kbit]

80% of the time I take a shit its at work.

#payforit