The Confessions Thread

[foomanfat]

I don't know why I've been getting so defensive, lately.

[Achtane]

I was at work when the word "boypussy" just popped into my head.
I had to turn away to keep from busting out laughing out of nowhere in front of my coworkers.

[D.o.S.]

While I certainly don't hate the Beatles I will admit that I have never actually listened to a full album of theirs. Same with The Rolling Stones.

I consider myself a huge classic rock buff and I don't think the Stones are a real "album-band" despite their many phases.

Seriously though. Listen to like Abbey Road or Sgt. Peppers. That's a fucking album.

I mean Zeppelin and FLOYD there are some album bands.

Zeppelin has always been shit. Not 'the shit', but shit.

Exile is an 'album' on par with any Beatles record (which means it's as good as revolver, which is the best Beatles record).

The Stones are also better than the Beatles, even though the Beatles are vastly more important. If you think otherwise that means you like melody over rhythm, which means you're due to get fucked in the ear by a Satanic monstrosity until you actually get that groove is more important than harmonies or histrionics.

[KaosCill8r]

Exile is an awesome stones album. Some of the stories about the making of the album are classic too. Would love to of been there.

[PetZounds]

Confession:
The neighbors whose roof I threw an LED + battery onto seem to be having relationship issues.
I really hope it wasn't because she found the mystery LED and got suspicious.
Maybe the guy had a history with a robot.

The man left a vase with flowers and a balloon on her porch.
She ignored it there for quite a while.
Maybe I should've thrown it on her roof.

[KaosCill8r]

Confession:
The neighbors whose roof I threw an LED + battery onto seem to be having relationship issues.
I really hope it wasn't because she found the mystery LED and got suspicious.
Maybe the guy had a history with a robot.

The man left a vase with flowers and a balloon on her porch.
She ignored it there for quite a while.
Maybe I should've thrown it on her roof.

Maybe you should go in there and comfort her. She might need a hug. Maybe the problem is he's not giving her enough of the good stuff and you might be able to fill that void for her.

[KaosCill8r]

My confession for today is I have a crush on Betty White. Not a sexual crush or anything weird like that. I just think she would be really cuddly.

[PetZounds]

Confession:
The neighbors whose roof I threw an LED + battery onto seem to be having relationship issues.
I really hope it wasn't because she found the mystery LED and got suspicious.
Maybe the guy had a history with a robot.

The man left a vase with flowers and a balloon on her porch.
She ignored it there for quite a while.
Maybe I should've thrown it on her roof.

Maybe you should go in there and comfort her. She might need a hug. Maybe the problem is he's not giving her enough of the good stuff and you might be able to fill that void for her.

Confession:
Dude that's gross girls have cooties.

My confession for today is I have a crush on Betty White. Not a sexual crush or anything weird like that. I just think she would be really cuddly.

Confession:
Dude that's gross girls have cooties.

[KaosCill8r]

Yeah your right they do have cooties, but they also have fun bags

[Iommic Pope]

Maybe the guy had a history with a robot.

Let's just assume he did.

You need to build a suit out of alfoil, boxes and LED lights and bait him. It'll be like Cheaters: Technosexual Edition.

Confession: I'm watching Extreme South Africa. I once really wanted to see Africa. Not anymore. Thanks dudes who knife fight with screwdrivers.
Thanks a lot.

[spacelordmother]

Maybe the guy had a history with a robot.

Let's just assume he did.

You need to build a suit out of alfoil, boxes and LED lights and bait him. It'll be like Cheaters: Technosexual Edition.

Confession: I'm watching Extreme South Africa. I once really wanted to see Africa. Not anymore. Thanks dudes who knife fight with screwdrivers.
Thanks a lot.

I think that if I was going into a knife fight I would be quite happy that the other guy had a screwdriver instead of a knife.

[Iommic Pope]

I realise now I should have just phrased that, "motherfuckers who stab people....with screwdrivers".
You are right, though.

I don't plan on getting into knife fights, either at home or abroad, just in case anyone was wondering.

Being stabbed is the last thing I'd want to tick off my bucket list...

[KaosCill8r]

As someone who has been stabbed in the back with a screwdriver, I can't exactly say it feels pleasant. They say getting stabbed with a knife feels much better.

[Achtane]

The bayonet that came issued with the Mosin-Nagant rifle is really just a giant fucking flathead screwdriver, making it dual-purpose.
What's the best screwdriver for stabbin'? Flat? Philips? Star-type? Magnetic for that 8% damage bonus against Pacemakers?

[KaosCill8r]

I'd say Philips or star. Makes it really hard to stitch up. The one that got me was a Philips head. Though I think any screwdriver entering the body will fuck things up.