McSpunckle wrote:Whenever people are coming over and the house is a mess, I sweep some stuff around and leave the broom out.
"Oh, you caught me right in the middle of cleaning!" They didn't. I wasn't going to clean.
I don't even bother any more, my townhome is structually sound and safe but it looks like a messy shithole and I'm fine with it, I have no one to impress
McSpunckle wrote:Whenever people are coming over and the house is a mess, I sweep some stuff around and leave the broom out.
"Oh, you caught me right in the middle of cleaning!" They didn't. I wasn't going to clean.
I don't even bother any more, my townhome is structually sound and safe but it looks like a messy shithole and I'm fine with it, I have no one to impress
The thought that the house might not be clean and that some might stop over gives me anxiety. So, the house is always clean and organized, and I'm always wound like a spring...
Trying to convince my wife to get something different than a landing strip next time she gets waxed. Bestest thing I could come up with was the Pi symbol.
She's not going for it
WWPD?
fcknoise wrote:You are all fucking tryhard effort posting nerds
Invisible Man wrote:
I'm probably the most humble person I know. I feel good about smelling my own butthole.
Jesus Was a Robot wrote:Did you just assume Billy Corgan's dildo preference??
Iommic Pope wrote:Trying to convince my wife to get something different than a landing strip next time she gets waxed. Bestest thing I could come up with was the Pi symbol.
She's not going for it
Tell her that getting the landing strip makes her hoohaw look like hitler. Who says you can't use hitler to win arguments in the real world like you can online.
wfs1234 wrote:Sometimes I look at my setup, with all its wires and cables running everywhere, and wonder why it's never turned into an electrical fire.
Me too! but with my house
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Louy7zH9guw
sonidero wrote:Roll a plus 13 for fire and with my immunity to wack I dodge the cough and pass a turn to chill and look at these rocks...
kbithecrowing wrote:Making out with my girl friday night, I couldn't stop thinking about flangers.
I'm so lazy that to make oatmeal I fill a measuring cup with water, nuke the shit out of it, pour in the oats, stir it around for a minute, add stuff to it, and eat it right out of the measuring cup.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Louy7zH9guw
sonidero wrote:Roll a plus 13 for fire and with my immunity to wack I dodge the cough and pass a turn to chill and look at these rocks...
kbithecrowing wrote:Making out with my girl friday night, I couldn't stop thinking about flangers.
Achtane wrote:I'm so lazy that to make oatmeal I fill a measuring cup with water, nuke the shit out of it, pour in the oats, stir it around for a minute, add stuff to it, and eat it right out of the measuring cup.
That's not lazy, that's efficient.
Sometimes I eat pasta with my hands because using a fork means having to wash said fork. They get cheese stuck to them and you have to scrub them and uugghhh why even bother.
Achtane wrote:I'm so lazy that to make oatmeal I fill a measuring cup with water, nuke the shit out of it, pour in the oats, stir it around for a minute, add stuff to it, and eat it right out of the measuring cup.
dude bowls are easier to wash than measuring cups and you don't need to wash the measuring cup if you only used it for water anyway
you also totally don't need to cook quick oats, just eat 'em raw and skip a step
