The Confessions Thread

[KaosCill8r]

struggling so hard to stop smoking

i feel like i wanna cry thats how bad my head hurts

Yeah giving up smoking is a bit of a head fuck. Last time I tried I used nicotine patches. Found them easier enough to roll. Just too damn hard to light. but in all seriousness, keep it up dude. They say the first three days are the toughest. Once you get through them you are usually set. Just stay away from mates who smoke and the pub.

[snipelfritz]

I quit, but am still having frequent relapses. I never finish one pack and immediately buy another though, so that's something. I'm also going to be taking a break from drinking so that will certainly curb cravings.

[Achtane]

The best thing about touchscreens is that you can navigate them with your penis.
There's probably a market out there for pictures drawn in this way.

[dubkitty]

there's a guy in Oz whose claim to fame is that he paints with his penis: http://www.pricasso.com

[Iommic Pope]

Should have guessed he'd be from the fucking Gold Coast.
The sooner that shithole erodes and falls into the ocean, the better.

[backwardsvoyager]

Should have guessed he'd be from the fucking Gold Coast.
The sooner that shithole erodes and falls into the ocean, the better.

+1

[Achtane]

S-so Gold Coast is the equivalent of Florida?

[Iommic Pope]

It wishes.
Seriously it does.
When it went through massive development (beginning in the mid 60s and never really stopping) they deliberately mimicked the whole palm trees and canals everywhere thing....but for some reason built nothing in the art deco style.
It's like a gaudy, tasteless imitation.
Like most of the people there.

[snipelfritz]

Are there old people?

[Doesy]

There are.

It's a truly eerie feeling, it's like walking around in this weird stale time warp. The only other time I've felt it so strongly in Australia is while I was camping on Morton Island. We stumbled across this resort (where they filmed one of the scooby doo movies) and the same creepy stale feeling was really overbearing and everyone felt it and we just left really quickly and went back to our camp site.

[goosekevin]

yeah gold coast is fucking odd, went when i was about 14 - did not enjoy it at all and will not go back

[tuffteef]

struggling so hard to stop smoking

i feel like i wanna cry thats how bad my head hurts

Yeah giving up smoking is a bit of a head fuck. Last time I tried I used nicotine patches. Found them easier enough to roll. Just too damn hard to light. but in all seriousness, keep it up dude. They say the first three days are the toughest. Once you get through them you are usually set. Just stay away from mates who smoke and the pub.

oh god the pub is the worst
as soon as i start drinking the cravings intensify
its like a match made in heaven
beer and ciggs


- Bernard black

[Iommic Pope]

There are.

It's a truly eerie feeling, it's like walking around in this weird stale time warp. The only other time I've felt it so strongly in Australia is while I was camping on Morton Island. We stumbled across this resort (where they filmed one of the scooby doo movies) and the same creepy stale feeling was really overbearing and everyone felt it and we just left really quickly and went back to our camp site.

Man, I haven't been over to Moreton since I was a kid.
A friend of mine was an extra in one of those Scooby films. She said Sarah Michelle Gellar was a bitch.

My old man had a boat when we were kids, I remember one day he took us out for a day on the bay and we visited St. Helena Island (the remnants of a 19th century prison), did the whole historic tour. Anyway, he anchored the boat in a few feet of water off a beach there when we arrived and didn't know how far the tide receded when it went out. The boat was high and dry and there must have been at least 20 meters between it and the water. Couldn't be pushed. So we had to camp out there and wait for the tide to come back in with no food, and when night fell it got freezing and creepy (to a 10 year old). I don't think we were able to get back into the boat until at least 10 at night.

Gold Coast has always sucked....these days they just tear down the old sucky parts and put up soul-numbing, characterless new buildings.

You wanna see disappointment, go to Byron Bay.
What a shit hole.

Bernard's law, tuffy.

[McSpunckle]

Whenever people are coming over and the house is a mess, I sweep some stuff around and leave the broom out.

"Oh, you caught me right in the middle of cleaning!" They didn't. I wasn't going to clean.

[Chankgeez]

She said Sarah Michelle Gellar was a bitch.

Yeah, I'd expect as much. Just look at 'er. Needs more corpse paint.