The Confessions Thread

[Moustache_Bash]

I am not, and probably never will be a golfer.

So I have a personal struggle with eating. I don't know why but I kind of hate eating food. I dread having to eat food multiple times a day. A good amount of the time nothing sounds pleasurable to eat and the thought of needing to eat makes my stomach turn. If I want to actually enjoy eating a meal I have to smoke marijuana first. Even with that a lot food that tastes good to me makes my stomach hurt. Because of this the foods I eat the most are foods that are easy to eat that are neutral in taste. I like eating fruits and veggies but they are not very filling at all. If I had the option to never have to eat again I would choose it. Anyone else feel like this? Part of me feels like there's something wrong with me, but I also feel like I don't have any real problems and I just need to expand my diet more or something.

Yeah, I have similar attitude. Nothing ever sounds appetizing, and then when I eat something I feel all:


I usually just end up eating bread and bannanas and whey protein. Sometimes oatmeal. I wish I could just take all my nutritional value in pill form in the morning and just be done with it. It kinda sounds like I'm anorexic, but I'm not a bean pole or anything and don't really give a shit about my weight. Plus, I'm comfortable with my body. I dunno, maybe I'm in denial Either way, I just attribute it to being a picky eater.

[Bassist_Diver]

I hate the Spurs an their fans and hope the Heat mops the floor with them in the finals.

why do you hate people who like a certain sports team, who cares?

When I was living in SA I was constantly catching shit from Spurs fans for rooting for the Rockets, being told that I should "leave that shitty team behind and join up with the real winners." I'm also willing to bet I'd have gotten crap if I'd hopped on the bandwagon. Even when I was in St Louis (notorious loyalty to the Cardinals) nobody tried to convert me from the Astros; rather, they appreciated the fact that I stuck to my shitty hometown team.

Plus, IME, Spurs fans are whiners and always feel the refs are against them. I'm willing to bet that if Parker cold clocked a ref in the face and got thrown out of the game for it the Spurs fans would call that overkill and that the ref probably deserved it.

[D.o.S.]

Cards fans are the fucking worst. Almost as bad as those precocious "oh jeez you guys like sports? what neanderthalls!" types.

[backwardsvoyager]

I am not, and probably never will be a golfer.

So I have a personal struggle with eating. I don't know why but I kind of hate eating food. I dread having to eat food multiple times a day. A good amount of the time nothing sounds pleasurable to eat and the thought of needing to eat makes my stomach turn. If I want to actually enjoy eating a meal I have to smoke marijuana first. Even with that a lot food that tastes good to me makes my stomach hurt. Because of this the foods I eat the most are foods that are easy to eat that are neutral in taste. I like eating fruits and veggies but they are not very filling at all. If I had the option to never have to eat again I would choose it. Anyone else feel like this? Part of me feels like there's something wrong with me, but I also feel like I don't have any real problems and I just need to expand my diet more or something.

Yeah, I have similar attitude. Nothing ever sounds appetizing, and then when I eat something I feel all:


I usually just end up eating bread and bannanas and whey protein. Sometimes oatmeal. I wish I could just take all my nutritional value in pill form in the morning and just be done with it. It kinda sounds like I'm anorexic, but I'm not a bean pole or anything and don't really give a shit about my weight. Plus, I'm comfortable with my body. I dunno, maybe I'm in denial Either way, I just attribute it to being a picky eater.

Yeah I'm sort of in the same boat. I skip meals most days, and have gotten used to eating once or twice a day at most (which is not good because I'm underweight and probably have some sort of nutritional deficiency, especially because I don't eat meat either).
I seem to have developed a distaste for 'western' foods. The only times i enjoy eating are going out to sushi bars or getting gourmet pizza or turkish food or whatever. And I'm always broke and lack the motivation to cook proper meals myself. I also hate most drinks, and alcohol altogether. I probably drink about 6L of water every day and occasionally Dr Pepper when i can afford it, and won't touch anything else.
so yeah, possibly also a picky eater/anorexic dude in denial.

[Chankgeez]

Not on sale, but I recently snagged a pair o' these:

[neonblack]

I'm fairly sure im left with more satisfaction/lust browsing through the zappos sale section looking at shoes than surfing porn.

This. Sometimes Ill go to watch porn and end up looking at clothes with music or pedal demos playing in the background.

[Chankgeez]

I used to like Sambas, but I need something with more arch support. These ones are fine.

[ChetMagongalo]

I usually just end up eating bread and bannanas and whey protein. Sometimes oatmeal. I wish I could just take all my nutritional value in pill form in the morning and just be done with it. It kinda sounds like I'm anorexic, but I'm not a bean pole or anything and don't really give a shit about my weight. Plus, I'm comfortable with my body. I dunno, maybe I'm in denial Either way, I just attribute it to being a picky eater.

Yeah I'm sort of in the same boat. I skip meals most days, and have gotten used to eating once or twice a day at most (which is not good because I'm underweight and probably have some sort of nutritional deficiency, especially because I don't eat meat either).
I seem to have developed a distaste for 'western' foods. The only times i enjoy eating are going out to sushi bars or getting gourmet pizza or turkish food or whatever. And I'm always broke and lack the motivation to cook proper meals myself. I also hate most drinks, and alcohol altogether. I probably drink about 6L of water every day and occasionally Dr Pepper when i can afford it, and won't touch anything else.
so yeah, possibly also a picky eater/anorexic dude in denial.[/quote]

Thanks for the backup dudes. I seriously thought I was the only one. I'm making a doctor's appointment soon, yesterday I could barely stomach a banana which is usually a healing food for me. You guys shouldn't be afraid to see a doctor too unless you are comfortable with your eating of course

[the_carl]

Thanks for the backup dudes. I seriously thought I was the only one. I'm making a doctor's appointment soon, yesterday I could barely stomach a banana which is usually a healing food for me. You guys shouldn't be afraid to see a doctor too unless you are comfortable with your eating of course

Do you exercise regularly? If don't go the gym for a week or so I end up in that kind of state where I just don't feel like eating anything and really have to force myself to eat. Then once I get back to working out regularly I eat what feels like absurd amounts of food.

[ChetMagongalo]

I ride my bike often and I have to walk a lot at my job. Exercising outdoors gets kinda hard in the Texas summer tho.

[PetZounds]

Confession:

I think about it all the time.
It's kind of like an intrusive thought or whatever.
I can't stop thinking about how it would be if I could do it.

I wish I could dissolve into a cloud of bugs.
Like beetles or locusts or something.
Think of how fucking awesome it would be.
Like, in a job interview:
"What would you say your talent is?"
*MENACINGLY LIFTS ARMS AND DISSOLVES INTO THOUSANDS OF SCREAMING INSECTS*

And it would be such that I could turn back into my normal self without any issues.
Like even if all the bugs died I could reassemble.

[backwardsvoyager]

Confession:

I think about it all the time.
It's kind of like an intrusive thought or whatever.
I can't stop thinking about how it would be if I could do it.

I wish I could dissolve into a cloud of bugs.
Like beetles or locusts or something.
Think of how fucking awesome it would be.
Like, in a job interview:
"What would you say your talent is?"
*MENACINGLY LIFTS ARMS AND DISSOLVES INTO THOUSANDS OF SCREAMING INSECTS*

And it would be such that I could turn back into my normal self without any issues.
Like even if all the bugs died I could reassemble.

Oh my god. Or like, becoming a game show contestant:
"Now, ____, tell us something interesting about yourself"
*clicks fingers and suddenly dissolves into a swarming cloud of killer bees that disperses among the audience*

Thanks for the backup dudes. I seriously thought I was the only one. I'm making a doctor's appointment soon, yesterday I could barely stomach a banana which is usually a healing food for me. You guys shouldn't be afraid to see a doctor too unless you are comfortable with your eating of course

Best of luck I should see a doctor too, honestly. On a related note though, I have a tendency to always avoid seeing doctors. Whenever I'm sick i tend to stay in bed and wait for it to pass rather than seeking medical attention. That will probably come back to bite me some day if I don't get my shit together.

[backwardsvoyager]

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[tuffteef]

girl... i just wanna do yoga and smoke weed

[jfrey]

On my work computer I put everything on my desktop. Once every couple months I create a new folder called "Misc" and put everything in it - including the previous "Misc" folder.