The Doom Room: ILF Edition

[Joe Gress]

Iommic Pope at home...


Iommic Pope trying to buy a joint...

[misterstomach]

sometimes getting laid off rules. i got canned on friday and today got a much better job that pays a lot more. so fucking pumped.

[AxAxSxS]

sometimes getting laid off rules. i got canned on friday and today got a much better job that pays a lot more. so fucking pumped.

KILLER! Let the gear acquisition resume!

[Achtane]

that's pretty fucked up. also if you are calling joints dooberts then that's why they won't sell you anything. you a narc.

Let's go shoot up a weed or two, fellows!

[Ancient Astronaught]

sometimes getting laid off rules. i got canned on friday and today got a much better job that pays a lot more. so fucking pumped.

Fucking congrats dude!!!

[Iommic Pope]

Go stomach!

Haha! You guys crack me up.
I get along with everyone at work really well, I think, so I guess I was taken aback at getting shut down by 20somethings when I didn't think it was that big a deal. I guess I just got too comfortable in my old circle of friends where we could just call each other up, hang out and share joints or hit each other up without any hassles while using awesome terminology like "dooberts" and "robot schnitzel" and making noises and stupid dances to communicate concepts.

Actually, now that I think about it, you guys are right. That shit is way too idiosyncratic for people 8-10 years younger than me to understand.

Back to dukka dukka I go...:sad:

Edit: Mulling over the concept of punching motherfuckers in the face while on a unicycle is both amusing and oddly satisfying.

[D.o.S.]

I am so glad I can read this again.

[Iommic Pope]

Meh. The seemingly endless concurrence of personal tragedies and shit luck coinciding with the torrent of awkward events and encounters that makes up my life is probably still hilarious to everyone else, and sometimes is to me, but it is now having the effect of eroding my self confidence and faith in humanity....or what little of those remains.
I am a spaz, and a geek and I have a real hard time fitting in, and I probably come across as some weird asshole, but for Fucks sake, even weird assholes need to get bent every now and again. Being cool ain't got shit to do with it. At least it shouldnt.
I suppose since my life became kids and study and was filled with hectic day to day grind I've become boring and way out of touch. So what. Social currency is for cunts.
End of crab rant.

In good news, just found out torche is coming through in October!
Bears and bomb notes everywhere!

[ryan summit]

howzit hangin
can ido some maryjanejoints wichya
i brought some devillll doggggs
for the munchiiesyuckyuckyuck
so ....what jive turkey is bogarting the hackysack

[Iommic Pope]

Almost, except you forgot to add the sexist comments I make about girls as they leave the room and the blatantly racist shit I talk about people behind their backs, cause I'm too chickenshit to say it to their faces.
Oh yeah, I also talk a lot about Jesus to people when theyre trying to smoke up and then I show them pictures of my kids and tell them uninteresting stories about them that go nowhere.

[ryan summit]

even though im sure im not guilty of any of that
somehow feel it was directed at me
you really think im a scumbag eh pope?
you fucking wannabe recumbant biking hippy poser
cant even get a puff oof some tennagers pinner
go fuck yourself in your sexy butt
sext me later
i got some strawberry-kiwi-roofy winecoolers
and just put minutes on my phone
200 dick pics comin your way



(i have no idea where any of this is coming from)

[ShaolinLambKiller]

I have no idea what's going on anymore. It's mouthkissing time. all around mouth kissing time.

[Iommic Pope]

Wait wait wait.....strawberry and kiwi? And dick?
You know how to make a guy feel better.
If only it was this easy to score some buds.

Sorry dude, I've had a rough trot lately, I wasn't taking it out on you.
I forget how poorly dry sarcasm and self depreciation translate over the medium of written word.
We need a sarcasm bracket or something.

More open mouth kissing...all the time.


All I really wanted was a hug but hey, full blown man love....can't knock that back.

[archlilim]

[John]

I have some devil sticks you can borrow, if that helps. I'd lend you my hacky sack but I modified it with two layers of fabric and replaced the beans with 1/4" steel nuts (I cal it The Nut Sack now), so it's probably too fucking hardcore for you. The Devil Sticks are up for grabs though.