The Confessions Thread

[osbornkt]

Someone needs to design/make a squarebeard fuzz.
Awesome pedal name...just sayin

[D.o.S.]

Someone needs to design/make a squarebeard fuzz.
Awesome pedal name...just sayin

Meathead > Blue Beard

I still have weird interferences of shaunnecros rainbow dashvatar and the pictures he sometimes posts in the let's see you thread. It usually comes out as his face with a rainbow fringe.

Never had voices though. Except for Bassus. He has a very deep voice with lots of reverb.

Man, I NEVER look the same month to month. Now my hair is growing out and I have a beard. I think last picture I took I was bald?

My last license picture was long hair, no real beard.

My most recent license picture is short hair, viking beard.

I now have short hair and maybe a 1" beard. I have almost never looked like my identification.

[BitchPudding]

That has quietly been one of the most entertaining subplots on this whole site.

Thank you, I'm glad that my stupidity at least had some entertainment value.

Another confession:

Earlier today, I was sitting in class.
There's this guy in there that I really despise.
He's kinda rectangle-shaped (according to Donny) and has a really gross, long beard that sticks out in two directions from either side of his face.
Like have you read Artemis Fowl?
There are dwarves in the series that catch bugs with their long wiry beards and that's what this guy looks like he does.
Anyway, this guy is just generally unsavory and dwarf/gnome-like in appearance.

And I was thinking about how awful of a person I am.
I have so much contempt for him just because the way he is and acts displeases me.
Like, that's another human being.
And I write off his entire existence as invalid because I dislike him for really, really superficial reasons.
Like, it's not his fault.
He might be socially awkward or whatever.

So I was just kinda looking at him and thinking about that.
I decided I needed to get myself out of that hateful mindset.
And then he just starts scratching his disgusting fucking beard with the tip of his pen, just all over his face.
Just very pointedly poking his chin with his pen held between fingers like a dainty little claw or something.

I decided I was fine with being an awful person and hating him because god fucking dammit dude come on seriously.

MAAAAAAN, fucking squarebeard is in my class after that too. Fuck that guy.

Pics are needed. Need to see this shit.

[Iommic Pope]

I still have weird interferences of shaunnecros rainbow dashvatar and the pictures he sometimes posts in the let's see you thread. It usually comes out as his face with a rainbow fringe.

Never had voices though. Except for Bassus. He has a very deep voice with lots of reverb.

Man, I NEVER look the same month to month. Now my hair is growing out and I have a beard. I think last picture I took I was bald?

Does not matter, in my mind you'll always have the rainbow mane!

Thats all I ask for.

Also, I always imagined you with Obi Wan Kenobi's voice...

Whenever I read Shaun's post I imagine Steve Brooks is singing them.
You need a link to the bomb-note in your sig, Shaun, so that at the end of a post I can hit it and get that satisfactory BKKKKHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Imaging the Audiobook version of ILF for long commutes gives me a hard-on!

Fuck it would be awesome.
I sense a new thread....

[phantasmagorovich]

I still have weird interferences of shaunnecros rainbow dashvatar and the pictures he sometimes posts in the let's see you thread. It usually comes out as his face with a rainbow fringe.

Never had voices though. Except for Bassus. He has a very deep voice with lots of reverb.

Man, I NEVER look the same month to month. Now my hair is growing out and I have a beard. I think last picture I took I was bald?

Does not matter, in my mind you'll always have the rainbow mane!

Thats all I ask for.

Also, I always imagined you with Obi Wan Kenobi's voice...

Whenever I read Shaun's post I imagine Steve Brooks is singing them.
You need a link to the bomb-note in your sig, Shaun, so that at the end of a post I can hit it and get that satisfactory BKKKKHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Imaging the Audiobook version of ILF for long commutes gives me a hard-on!

Fuck it would be awesome.
I sense a new thread....

You mean with soundcloud embeds of us reading out our favorite parts of ILF? I volunteer to read the PetZounds story of the LED on the neighbors porch! (And maybe a best of Bassus' welcoming the noobs...)

[Iommic Pope]

I was thinking the other day, it'd be awesome to have a program/app that, when I went to a page would read out the posts in the voices associated with everyone so it was like a conversation. Doesn't work so great when there's a pic of a link involved....but would still be funny.

[BitchPudding]

One of my younger sisters was being a major she-bitch to my mom this morning to the point she was in tears. I was talking to my younger sister about it and the bitchy sister overheard.

So I rolled with it. Told her "If your going to act like an ungrateful BITCH and treat mom like your slave, then I'm gonna treat you like one."

Said that in front of my mom, didn't give a fuck.

The really messed up part is that she tried to not just pin it on me, but my sister who said nothing negative about her to the extent that I did. I vouched for her of course so shes fine. My mom ain't even mad ether, so theres that.

I'm just seething with rage right now. If she comes in here I'll most likely smack her. Its so bad I'm shaking.

[phantasmagorovich]

I almost burnt down my kitchen while posting here. I only wanted to check ilf for a second and I thought I had left the stove with the oil off. I notice a weird smell, walk back into the kitchen and the moment I walk in, poof, the oil starts burning. I knew you should not put it out with water, but I forgot what to do instead. Had to google that shit while the oil was still burning. I feel like a failure now.

[Chankgeez]

Don't feel like a failure. Feel like a winner. I think we've all almost burned down the house while posting on ILF before.

[D.o.S.]

It's well known that David Byrne is an avid ILF-er

[phantasmagorovich]

You're making me blush, DOS.

[jfrey]

I almost burnt down my kitchen while posting here. I only wanted to check ilf for a second and I thought I had left the stove with the oil off. I notice a weird smell, walk back into the kitchen and the moment I walk in, poof, the oil starts burning. I knew you should not put it out with water, but I forgot what to do instead. Had to google that shit while the oil was still burning. I feel like a failure now.

My roommate set our kitchen on fire last night.

[Iommic Pope]

What a bunch of fucking pyromaniacs....















I was arrested when I was fourteen.






















For burning shit down.















[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuO3wwLuF0w[/youtube]

[ShaunNecro]

I still have weird interferences of shaunnecros rainbow dashvatar and the pictures he sometimes posts in the let's see you thread. It usually comes out as his face with a rainbow fringe.

Never had voices though. Except for Bassus. He has a very deep voice with lots of reverb.

Man, I NEVER look the same month to month. Now my hair is growing out and I have a beard. I think last picture I took I was bald?

Does not matter, in my mind you'll always have the rainbow mane!

Thats all I ask for.

Also, I always imagined you with Obi Wan Kenobi's voice...

Whenever I read Shaun's post I imagine Steve Brooks is singing them.
You need a link to the bomb-note in your sig, Shaun, so that at the end of a post I can hit it and get that satisfactory BKKKKHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

PM me a link, bro.

Don't feel like a failure. Feel like a winner. I think we've all almost burned down the house while posting on ILF before.

Sig'd.

[Chankgeez]