The Confessions Thread

[PetZounds]

I had a dream while napping that there was someone else on the forum who had the name Pet Sounds.
He'd been here for 8 years and I was really embarrassed that I had basically the same name as him.
I dream about this forum, guys.

I also really dislike my handle on here.
I just picked something stupid that I knew wouldn't be in use because I didn't plan to actually start posting here.
Yet, here we are.

HOLY SHIT A TALKING SATANIC DOG!!!

Hi hail stan

Also to be clear I love my avatar, I just hate my name.

[ShaunNecro]

I had a dream while napping that there was someone else on the forum who had the name Pet Sounds.
He'd been here for 8 years and I was really embarrassed that I had basically the same name as him.
I dream about this forum, guys.

I also really dislike my handle on here.
I just picked something stupid that I knew wouldn't be in use because I didn't plan to actually start posting here.
Yet, here we are.

HOLY SHIT A TALKING SATANIC DOG!!!

Hi hail stan

Also to be clear I love my avatar, I just hate my name.

That puppy is ADORABLE.

I have a confession, I have internalized voices for almost every single one of you guys. If I ever meet anyone from here in person I shall be sad, since you don't sound like how I imagined you would.

[Iommic Pope]

Yeah.....I do that, too.

[phantasmagorovich]

I still have weird interferences of shaunnecros rainbow dashvatar and the pictures he sometimes posts in the let's see you thread. It usually comes out as his face with a rainbow fringe.

Never had voices though. Except for Bassus. He has a very deep voice with lots of reverb.

[Iommic Pope]

If we're putting effects on our voices, those of you reading my posts in....whatever voice you imagine I sound like, can you please put a fast leslie/rotary shimmer on there?
Cheers.

[phantasmagorovich]

I speak truth through BF-2!!

[Iommic Pope]

On like a slow sweep, spaceship warble or notched filter?
Or all of them at different times?
Or all of them at once?

I've also thought this forum would be awesome to get text to speech converted so I can keep up while I'm driving, which would require different voices. But the ability to put effects on those voices would send this place out of the radosphere and into hyperforestfuzzspace, ofthe deep variety.

[Gone Fission]

I've discovered that I have blocked so many glibertarian friends of friends on Facebook that I can no longer comment on friends' statuses without inadvertently agreeing with something retarded that I cannot see. Upside: I have a credible excuse to no longer give a shit about their Facebook statuses.

[phantasmagorovich]

On like a slow sweep, spaceship warble or notched filter?
Or all of them at different times?
Or all of them at once?

I've also thought this forum would be awesome to get text to speech converted so I can keep up while I'm driving, which would require different voices. But the ability to put effects on those voices would send this place out of the radosphere and into hyperforestfuzzspace, ofthe deep variety.

Imaging the Audiobook version of ILF for long commutes gives me a hard-on!

[theavondon]

That has quietly been one of the most entertaining subplots on this whole site.

Thank you, I'm glad that my stupidity at least had some entertainment value.

Another confession:

Earlier today, I was sitting in class.
There's this guy in there that I really despise.
He's kinda rectangle-shaped (according to Donny) and has a really gross, long beard that sticks out in two directions from either side of his face.
Like have you read Artemis Fowl?
There are dwarves in the series that catch bugs with their long wiry beards and that's what this guy looks like he does.
Anyway, this guy is just generally unsavory and dwarf/gnome-like in appearance.

And I was thinking about how awful of a person I am.
I have so much contempt for him just because the way he is and acts displeases me.
Like, that's another human being.
And I write off his entire existence as invalid because I dislike him for really, really superficial reasons.
Like, it's not his fault.
He might be socially awkward or whatever.

So I was just kinda looking at him and thinking about that.
I decided I needed to get myself out of that hateful mindset.
And then he just starts scratching his disgusting fucking beard with the tip of his pen, just all over his face.
Just very pointedly poking his chin with his pen held between fingers like a dainty little claw or something.

I decided I was fine with being an awful person and hating him because god fucking dammit dude come on seriously.

MAAAAAAN, fucking squarebeard is in my class after that too. Fuck that guy.

[ShaunNecro]

I still have weird interferences of shaunnecros rainbow dashvatar and the pictures he sometimes posts in the let's see you thread. It usually comes out as his face with a rainbow fringe.

Never had voices though. Except for Bassus. He has a very deep voice with lots of reverb.

Man, I NEVER look the same month to month. Now my hair is growing out and I have a beard. I think last picture I took I was bald?

[phantasmagorovich]

I still have weird interferences of shaunnecros rainbow dashvatar and the pictures he sometimes posts in the let's see you thread. It usually comes out as his face with a rainbow fringe.

Never had voices though. Except for Bassus. He has a very deep voice with lots of reverb.

Man, I NEVER look the same month to month. Now my hair is growing out and I have a beard. I think last picture I took I was bald?

Does not matter, in my mind you'll always have the rainbow mane!

[ShaunNecro]

I still have weird interferences of shaunnecros rainbow dashvatar and the pictures he sometimes posts in the let's see you thread. It usually comes out as his face with a rainbow fringe.

Never had voices though. Except for Bassus. He has a very deep voice with lots of reverb.

Man, I NEVER look the same month to month. Now my hair is growing out and I have a beard. I think last picture I took I was bald?

Does not matter, in my mind you'll always have the rainbow mane!

Thats all I ask for.

Also, I always imagined you with Obi Wan Kenobi's voice...

[Ugly Nora]

Although my company doesn't know it, they are paying me an awful lot of money today to sit in my office and listen to music and play with my sandbox.

[tuffteef]

lolz square beard