The Confessions Thread

[Hyphen Nation]

It's like a scientific Stonehenge.
So, if you set your amp up between two systems of them, across, say, the English channel....there's a possibility you'd hear it ok on the other side (?).
That would be awesome.

Someone needs to perform a concert for the english channel..the audience has to be sitting in the acoustic mirrors...

[theavondon]

Aren't you in India with the hot professor? Why on earth are you ILFing?

Clearly, someone doesn't understand skramz.

[D.o.S.]

Dude I love The Used what are you talking about.

[dubkitty]

in California they have glyphs you can use on your custom license plates. i'm heartbroken that i don't live there any more for many reasons, and one is that i never got the "I<heart>MBV" plates.

[PetZounds]

Confession story:

So the other day, I had an old flashlight keychain.
I took the battery and LED out, and taped them together so it was always on.
As an experiment, I wanted to see how long the light would stay on.

So I went on my back porch and went to throw it onto the neighboring apartment's roof.
You know, so I could watch it from the window.
It would be kinda like a star or something, I figured.

But, since I'm not sports, I didn't toss it very well.
It landed square in the middle of my neighbor's porch.
And since they're on the second floor, there's no real feasible way of retrieving it.
But, they haven't been on their porch for a few days since.
It's still just sitting there, glowing.

So now I'm not seeing how long it takes for the light to go out.
I'm seeing how long it takes my neighbors to find it.

[Achtane]

And thus PetZounds was subsequently reported for engaging in terrorist activities.

[tuffteef]

reporting you nasa, the nsa, and the fbi

[PetZounds]

And thus PetZounds was subsequently reported for engaging in terrorist activities.

reporting you nasa, the nsa, and the fbi

Oh fuck, I'm fucked.
I never knew I was a terrorist.

[Achtane]

And thus PetZounds was subsequently reported for engaging in terrorist activities.

reporting you nasa, the nsa, and the fbi

Oh fuck, I'm fucked.
I never knew I was a terrorist.

Batteries? Lights?
Sounds like a gat-damn MUSLIM PIPE BOMB IF EVER I SEEN ONE

[PetZounds]

I am a pinko commie-loving-freedom-hating-no-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealing great-great-grandfather terrorist.

[leaves turn]

[PetZounds]

Update:
Three days later, it is still glowing.
A tiny, soft white beacon to Communism.
Keep on keepin' on, little comrade.

[theavondon]

I seriously laughed p hard when I saw how bright that LED is on that porch.

[phantasmagorovich]

I get the feels I don't spend enough time with my gear. Am I neglecting all the sweet stuff I have?

[chuckjaywalk]

I'm not any good at guitar and I can't even install a new switch on my Strat. I hate how my enthusiasm doesn't equal hand-eye coordination.