The Doom Room: ILF Edition

[Kacey Y]

+1 to Couch straps, too. I recently got a new handmade leather strap with pot leaves and shit on it from a good buddy for my birthday, but I love my Couch strap so much I dunno what to do

Where two straps, like bandoliers across your chest. Use two basses if necessary, now you're always prepared.

[whiskey_face]

I can't take a full rig pic, because I can't fit all my gear in one room.

DOOM ROOM PROBLEMS.

that's why all my rig pictures are outside

and they need to see sun every now and then

[Krosis]

Doom room thread moves too fast.
Doom room problems.

People who don't like Sabbath or Sleep.
Doom room problems.

[skullservant]

Wife makes you use your cabs as a bed
doom room problems

Dog house is actually a gutted folded horn
doom room problems

Broke your .16's on your guitar cause you played faster than 80pbm
doom room problems

Your 'night time' amp is 50w through a 4x12
doom room problems

You bought a minivan with your wife for the 'kids'. She meant humans. You meant amps.
doom room problems

[D.o.S.]

You bought a minivan with your wife for the 'kids'. She meant humans. You meant amps.
doom room problems

[ShaolinLambKiller]

Vibrate all the sticks you threw up into the ceiling tiles that had been sitting up there for over 5 years.
doom room problems

have so many rigs you cover all walls, stacked to the ceiling and now have to start stacking infront of other rigs just to get everything in
doom room problems

have to come home early from jamming to intercept packages so the wife won't find out you ordered another amp
doom room problems

you know you will die because while turning on a rig that's 10ft tall it will collapse causing everything to topple down on you
doom room problems

got a cargo van to move gear to shows, have to still get a trailer cause it's not enough to fit your full rig you plan on using.
doom room problems.

when asked what your favorite rig is you stare blankly and say all of them
doom room problems

You are called a gear hordered because everyone else is just broke and jealous
doom room problems

you go look at older commercial buildings for sale and think about how you will convience your wife to move to a concrete building so you can line up even more rigs.
doom room problems.

[whiskey_face]

you go look at older commercial buildings for sale and think about how you will convience your wife to move to a concrete building so you can line up even more rigs.
doom room problems.

+1000000000000000000000000000000000000

and if commercial property wasn't sooo fucking expensive, she would be on board with the idea. I that lady

ampeg v4 full stack isn't loud enough
doom room problems.

need to have a 1 into 100 custom splitter made
doom room problems.

power cables not long enough because stack is too tall
doom room problems.

other guitarists are shocked when you consider a NMV 100 watt fullstack a "cute & small" rig
doom room problems.

habor freight has sale on furniture dollies, but theres none left
doom room problems.

metronomes, lol.
doom room problems.

tone so thick palm mutes sound the same as strumming
doom room problems.

show up to buy a cab at a church in a bong ripper shirt
doom room problems.

drummer asks to me mic'd for practice
doom room problems.

muff made mids disapper, bought fullstack of greenback cabs to counteract
doom room problems.

electric amps wont email you back when your sitting on 5K cash and save money like a stripper saves blow
doom room problems.

truck not strong enough to pull trailer full of your shit
doom room problems

craigslist musicians
doom room problems ( )

angled celing in jam room
ax's room problem

dudes replacing windows on your casa need to get to the window behind rig
doom room problems

adt sensor on doom room window sticky tape GAVE THE FUCK UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT CAUSING FUCKING ALARM TO GO OFF
doom room problem.

[whiskey_face]

wtf im retarded

[AxAxSxS]

HAHAHAHAHA I'd say at least 75% of these apply to me.

Loved the one about the van and needing a trailer, Thats been on my mind a bunch lately.

I should really not be worrying about how to get a double 12/4 and be spending my money on that instead. but....

[whiskey_face]

I made on specifically for you ax.

"axs room problem" rofl.

dude dat rickinfakefucker.

get it. so hard get

[AxAxSxS]

[emptyparadigm]

plays doom, does not partake in cannabis
doom room problems

more fuzz pedals than patch cables
doom room problems

using amps, cabs, and guitars older than you are
doom room problems

can't remember the last time you played through your amp with a truly clean signal
doom room problems

play notes so low and rumbly that you make yourself fart during palm-muted parts (seriously happens a lot for us)
doom room problems

bass player needs two rigs to keep up
doom room problems

[Kacey Y]

It's a super slow day at work, it would be really helpful if it could be totally dead in here today.

[ryan summit]

doom room problems
fuggin party on

ax that looks alot like that chines ric i ahad
knobs,binding, bridge,pickup, etc
pm if you wanna discuss issues
but it allcomes down to quality control
and the shit they missed completely fucked the one i had

[Iommic Pope]

These last two pages have been the funniest and best shit ever.
Thank you, gentlemen.