Imagine the worst pedal ever

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skullservant wrote:
K2000 wrote:A whole lot of knobs, and none of them are labeled. Instructions say the effect is "intuitive" and 'just experiment' etc.
Haha now I feel bad cause I never label Dirge stuff or include instructions
Your stuff seems pretty straight forward. :idk:

I'm referring to 4MS type stuff.
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Oh yeah. No label 4MS stuff is confusing as hell. Love the circuits, but damn, with that many controls I GOTTA know what they do haha
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But it's just an actual landmine.

Probably not the most awful now that I think of it...

There's plenty of guitarists I'd love to have step on one
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LANDMINE
HAS TAKEN MY RIG
TAKEN MY TOANS
TAKEN MY HEARING
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Valnott with a Moses in it's loop...
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Yeah I totally fucking miss my Landmine. It was even more stupid distortion than the Death Metal. The EQ on it is nuts
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An effect that takes your guitar signal and translates it into angrily screamed racial slurs.
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Achtane wrote:LANDMINE
HAS TAKEN MY RIG
TAKEN MY TOANS
TAKEN MY HEARING
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :lol:

I love ILF :hug:
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Auto-wah.

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skullservant wrote:Yeah I totally fucking miss my Landmine. It was even more stupid distortion than the Death Metal. The EQ on it is nuts
It's actually an awesome pedal. Some of the most ridiculously over-the-top crushing distortion I've ever heard. I think excane turned me on to it back in the day when we were both on Talkbass.
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bigchiefbc wrote:
skullservant wrote:Yeah I totally fucking miss my Landmine. It was even more stupid distortion than the Death Metal. The EQ on it is nuts
It's actually an awesome pedal. Some of the most ridiculously over-the-top crushing distortion I've ever heard. I think excane turned me on to it back in the day when we were both on Talkbass.
Yeah I loved it to death when I had it, so fucking awesome on bass
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What ever will be the next EHX "creation"...
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A small box with a single footswitch that, when pressed, summons John Mayer to take your guitar and play a tasty lick and then steal your girlfriend. And he's not wearing pants.

Or a pedal that does nothing but make your amp make that weird noise it makes before your cellphone goes off at random intervals. Quite a few murderous rampages would be caused by that one.
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