Imagine the worst pedal ever
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Re: Imagine the worst pedal ever
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Your stuff seems pretty straight forward.skullservant wrote:Haha now I feel bad cause I never label Dirge stuff or include instructionsK2000 wrote:A whole lot of knobs, and none of them are labeled. Instructions say the effect is "intuitive" and 'just experiment' etc.
I'm referring to 4MS type stuff.
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Oh yeah. No label 4MS stuff is confusing as hell. Love the circuits, but damn, with that many controls I GOTTA know what they do haha
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But it's just an actual landmine.
Probably not the most awful now that I think of it...
There's plenty of guitarists I'd love to have step on one
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Re: Imagine the worst pedal ever
LANDMINE
HAS TAKEN MY RIG
TAKEN MY TOANS
TAKEN MY HEARING
HAS TAKEN MY RIG
TAKEN MY TOANS
TAKEN MY HEARING
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Valnott with a Moses in it's loop...
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Yeah I totally fucking miss my Landmine. It was even more stupid distortion than the Death Metal. The EQ on it is nuts
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An effect that takes your guitar signal and translates it into angrily screamed racial slurs.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!Achtane wrote:LANDMINE
HAS TAKEN MY RIG
TAKEN MY TOANS
TAKEN MY HEARING
I love ILF
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Re: Imagine the worst pedal ever
Auto-wah.
Yet I still want to build a Meatball clone.
Yet I still want to build a Meatball clone.
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It's actually an awesome pedal. Some of the most ridiculously over-the-top crushing distortion I've ever heard. I think excane turned me on to it back in the day when we were both on Talkbass.skullservant wrote:Yeah I totally fucking miss my Landmine. It was even more stupid distortion than the Death Metal. The EQ on it is nuts
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Yeah I loved it to death when I had it, so fucking awesome on bassbigchiefbc wrote:It's actually an awesome pedal. Some of the most ridiculously over-the-top crushing distortion I've ever heard. I think excane turned me on to it back in the day when we were both on Talkbass.skullservant wrote:Yeah I totally fucking miss my Landmine. It was even more stupid distortion than the Death Metal. The EQ on it is nuts
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Re: Imagine the worst pedal ever
A small box with a single footswitch that, when pressed, summons John Mayer to take your guitar and play a tasty lick and then steal your girlfriend. And he's not wearing pants.
Or a pedal that does nothing but make your amp make that weird noise it makes before your cellphone goes off at random intervals. Quite a few murderous rampages would be caused by that one.
Or a pedal that does nothing but make your amp make that weird noise it makes before your cellphone goes off at random intervals. Quite a few murderous rampages would be caused by that one.