The Confessions Thread

[01010111]

I like eye contact too. But I know it makes other people uncomfortable, so I try to gauge how much eye contact the person I'm talking to makes and match it. It's lame, but it seems to work

But yeah this is probably closer to the truth with my hobo beard and unkempt hair:

I usually think "Aw man. I hope I don't look too rapey."

[kbit]

I hate being the person who wants to make eye contact when passing someone, then end up half-staring at the person waiting for their eyes to drift over, but they never do. They never do.

[backwardsvoyager]

I hate being the person who wants to make eye contact when passing someone, then end up half-staring at the person waiting for their eyes to drift over, but they never do. They never do.

I know that feel.

[Iommic Pope]

This eye contact thing....its like you guys have lived my life as well!

Seriously, what the fuck is with people giving you the evils after you've had the whole awkward eye-contact-dance-of-weirdness-like-its-trying-to-not-walk-into-someone-but-they-keep-choosing-the-same-side-to-pass-on-as-you thing? I didn't try and eye-fuck you lady, I was just trying to say "hello" sincerely. I smile with my eyes dammit, 'cause you don't want to see my whole face contort into some bizarre simile of a smile. Seriously, you don't want that, I don't have an attractive face, I'm aware of that, it only gets worse the more I do with it. That's why you gotta pay attention to people's eyes.

Was that too much? Too far? Unreasonable?

[alexa.]

hobo beard and unkempt hair

As funny as it sounds, girls wanted me more when I was like that then when I was 'well kept'.
And I'm a pussy with eye contact when I like someone way too much. Complete pussy.
There was this gorgeous, smart and wonderful Ukrainian girl at a work camp I attended and I just froze every time. I looked at everyone else normally, but I could initiate contact with her only when 1 on 1.

But I'm working on it xD

[Achtane]

Yeah, there's nothing I want more than to deeply connect with other peo--
*pretends to look at phone until we pass each other*

[kbit]

Yeah, there's nothing I want more than to deeply connect with other peo--
*pretends to look at phone until we pass each other*

[AngryGoldfish]

I feel like a lot of people are uncomfortable with eye contact, which is too bad because I love eye contact

Me too. I go overboard with it sometimes though. If I catch a girl looking at me, I feel a boost in confidence so I just stare at them. Then they probably get freaked out and move on.

This eye contact thing....its like you guys have lived my life as well!

Seriously, what the fuck is with people giving you the evils after you've had the whole awkward eye-contact-dance-of-weirdness-like-its-trying-to-not-walk-into-someone-but-they-keep-choosing-the-same-side-to-pass-on-as-you thing? I didn't try and eye-fuck you lady, I was just trying to say "hello" sincerely. I smile with my eyes dammit, 'cause you don't want to see my whole face contort into some bizarre simile of a smile. Seriously, you don't want that, I don't have an attractive face, I'm aware of that, it only gets worse the more I do with it. That's why you gotta pay attention to people's eyes.

Was that too much? Too far? Unreasonable?

I love it when you meet someone who can smile with their eyes.

[jfrey]

I totally don't know how to smile. When I'm in situations where I have to force myself to smile a lot my face gets sore.

[Twangasaurus]

Been having this weird fantasy were I knock people I don't like out, strip them to their underwear, roll them around in week old guacamole contained in a kiddy pool and then dump them out of a van in the middle of the city centre.

[The Wood Wizard]

Thats not serve safe bro, you cant use the same guacamole...

[foomanfat]

Instead of using a proper bedspread, I've been using an unzipped sleeping bag, a blanket and a quilt for the past few days.

[AngryGoldfish]

I used to do that when I couldn't be bothered to wash my sheets. I was both paranoid of using bed sheets for more than two weeks, but also too lazy to change. I don't do it any more but I sometimes just slept in my sleeping bag.

[01010111]

I hate being the person who wants to make eye contact when passing someone, then end up half-staring at the person waiting for their eyes to drift over, but they never do. They never do.

SOMETIMES THEY DO AND IT'S AWESOME. I'm working on smiling at random people without looking creepy. just like SUP IM AWESOME SMILE BACK YOU ARE AWESOME AND HAVING A GOOD DAY TOO RIGHT? (nah but freal they probably think i want to kidnap and eat them)

Whenever someone does this to me I just get really uncomfortable. Because I'm so weirded out by it I don't even know for certain that it's happening because I just keep looking the other direction. Usually it just means I have the 1000yd stare on my face whenever I'm walking anywhere. As a result I almost never see anyone I know when I'm out in public...

[tuffteef]

man if you smile at someone random in sydney
you will get a nice WHAT CUNT!!!????