The Confessions Thread

[ChetMagongalo]

it's scary but mostly fun, like a rollercoaster!

[snipelfritz]

Sometimes I come up with awesomely terrible hooks/main lines/titles for songs.

This one was "Driving Under the Influence (of Love)"

[ShaunNecro]

I think I've been jerking off to porn way too much lately. The last three times I tried to have sex I could only sit there with a limp dick. I really hope that I haven't ruined myself.

[The Wood Wizard]

^time to stop dude. spankin it is great but if its interfering with lady times you gotta take it easy. It will get back to normal if you leave it alone.

What kind of frequency are we talkin here? I can jerkit like an hour or two beforehand and be ok. Takes a bit longer but it works. Are you death gripping it?

[ShaunNecro]

At least once a day, sometimes more. I also look at stuff that would make behndy blush.

I'm going to try and stop for a week and see where I stand from there.

Also, no lube.

[tuffteef]

I think I've been jerking off to porn way too much lately. The last three times I tried to have sex I could only sit there with a limp dick. I really hope that I haven't ruined myself.

ouch
this happened to a friend of mine recently when he somehow managed to have a threesome and it was a no go on his bone zone
he was like depressed for weeks

[AngryGoldfish]

At least once a day, sometimes more. I also look at stuff that would make behndy blush.

I'm going to try and stop for a week and see where I stand from there.

Also, no lube.

Once a day isn't that often compared to some. It's bad for you either way. Try and avoid the Internet. Find the stuff that arouses you or even just reminds you of sex/masturbation and get rid of it.

[Achtane]

Find the stuff that arouses you or even just reminds you of sex/masturbation and get rid of it.

Haha. Beyond behndy, huh.
Guess you'll have to DESTROY ALL MONSTERS, then.
sorry
that was awful
i feel bad for trying to work that one into a joke

[ChetMagongalo]

Where are you guys getting this information about masturbation being unhealthy? I've never heard of this before

[snipelfritz]

Where are you guys getting this information about masturbation being unhealthy? I've never heard of this before

I think it just desensitizes you to IRL stimuli.

Either way you'll take it from me when you pry it from my warm, sticky hands!

[Achtane]

I think it's more a psychological thing you're attempting to wean yourself off of.
Like maybe after watching Throat Abuse 9: Ladyboy Tentacle Cum Fountain Edition and its spinoffs all month, it'll be hard to get it up when a real girl is like "yo, let's cuddle"
That's the example I went with, but I was also trying to think of one involving My Little Pony and dudes who wear fedoras.

[AngryGoldfish]

Masturbation is good for you, but having sex is better. If you can have sex, don't masturbate too much because it'll affect your performance in real life. There is nothing wrong with poking a boner when watching a film with Rosamund Pike and jacking it out, but don't go hunting for something alluring. Don't masturbate for the sake of it. Habitual masturbation, especially to lurid material, can be harmful. Some people have no problem with getting it up, but others do. I personally don't want to take that chance.

[01010111]

Where are you guys getting this information about masturbation being unhealthy? I've never heard of this before

I think it just desensitizes you to IRL stimuli.

Either way you'll take it from me when you pry it from my warm, sticky hands!

I used porn to desensitize myself on purpose because I WANTED TO BE IN CONTROL OF MY BONERS.

[Achtane]

Where are you guys getting this information about masturbation being unhealthy? I've never heard of this before

I think it just desensitizes you to IRL stimuli.

Either way you'll take it from me when you pry it from my warm, sticky hands!

I used porn to desensitize myself on purpose because I WANTED TO BE IN CONTROL OF MY BONERS.

Bro.
You gotta go with the 'bo. Where it leads, you follow. You follow it as you follow the divining rod.
YOU TAKE THE REINS, YOU 'BOUT TO GET REKT.

[ShaunNecro]

Yeah, when you are left to the internet and your imagination things in real life cannot possibly compete. Have you guys seen shitting dick nipples? That's a thing, a really big thing.

But yeah, I've pretty much desensitized myself a lot, and I wasn't very sensitive to begin with. I am 2 days without,and I'm feeling pretty good so far. I'm starting to realize that I get aroused all the time as well, so that's got to be good!