The Confessions Thread

[The Wood Wizard]

I think hes referring to how its gross to sit in your own filth soup while taking a bath.

[Blackened Soul]

I think hes referring to how its gross to sit in your own filth soup while taking a bath.

then wash yourself first

[The Wood Wizard]

well yes then you have to do it twice blahh.

[dubkitty]

i hate trying to wash my hair in the tub...i wind up with this used-shampoo slurry that leaves me feeling mildly gross all over.

[The Wood Wizard]

i havent had a bath in like 15 years and Im ok with that.

[snipelfritz]

i havent had a bath in like 15 years and Im ok with that.

Problem with baths is just when you get reeeaallly comfy, it starts to get cold.

[The Wood Wizard]

Im scared id drown if I relaxed too much. I also feel it wastes a lot of water. Plus I havent had a tub in 15 years either haha. there might also be monsters int here too, you never know.

[foomanfat]

The last time I took a bath was a few years ago, in the first week of a fitness "boot camp."
Coming home at 7 am and being sore all over, a hot bath just felt like the right thing to do.
But that was for comfort, not cleanliness.

[snipelfritz]

Im scared id drown if I relaxed too much.

One time I almost did that on a bunch of benzos listening, to Raw Power.

In retrospect, definitely an album I wouldn't mind accidentally dying to.

[UncleBBQ]

I stopped jacking off a week ago. I feel more cognitive and aware. And happier. Awwwwww yeah. Internet porn will ruin me no more!

Any tips? I've been trying to go more than a week for better sex with the ol' girlfriend...and to be more aware and all that shit...lol.
I always make it like two days.
HELP!

Lmao. Just fight the urge. Actually thinking about how itll lead to erectile disfunction is motivation enough for me. Also masturbating to much makes it harder/takes longer to pee as you get older. Women will become more attracted to you. Youll grow more facial hair. Youll cum like a horse. Your dick will stop bending to one side. Your cock will become fatter. Women will walk up to you and ask if they can take a drink. Youll play guitar better.

LOL fair. I'm on day 3 now. I don't count fucking my girlfriend against this...I have had sex once within this no masturbation period and it ruled. Felt a million times better than normal.
Not any better at guitar yet though...but I'm a bass player, so it's all good lol.

[felix ennui]

I've had Alanis Morissette's "Ironic" stuck in my head for the past two days.

[jfrey]

I've had Alanis Morissette's "Ironic" stuck in my head for the past two days.

I once had Special Delivery by Offspring stuck in my head for more than 2 months. I wasn't even aware that was possible until then. It was brutal.

[AngryGoldfish]

I think hes referring to how its gross to sit in your own filth soup while taking a bath.

then wash yourself first

Ain't nobody got time for that.

TJ, I'd say showering uses a lot more water than a bath. When I bathe I only have enough to cover my legs; I don't fill it up to my armpits or anything like that. I like to splish-splosh so I can't have the water level high.

[coldbrightsunlight]

I've been writing more tunes in odd time signatures recently and it's cool and it's definitely improving my playing learning to to play what I write, but I can't help feeling pretentious when I play the songs...

[Achtane]

I've been writing more tunes in odd time signatures recently and it's cool and it's definitely improving my playing learning to to play what I write, but I can't help feeling pretentious when I play the songs...

Just repeat the mantra.
"It's not pretentious, it's math rock..."
"It's not pretentious, it's math rock..."
"It's not pretentious, it's math rock..."

But really, don't worry about it, mang.