The Confessions Thread

[Twangasaurus]

I love when they are a totally self-indulgent 20 minute instrumental track.

Like this?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNOP3RLyLpU[/youtube]

Except it's an actual listed track that's just at the end of the album.

Tots like that. This is what I was thinking of specifically when I wrote that though:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDs5eZR34Ps[/youtube]

[coldbrightsunlight]

I hate when the bonus tracks on a record are remixes.

I hate it when bonus tracks are a ballad the band is ashamed to list as a real track

I hate bonus tracks. Seriously, you don't have the balls to call it a real track? People from other places (lookin at you Japan!) get extra exclusive tracks for no reason? Fuck ooooff.

[sonidero]

Tots like that. This is what I was thinking of specifically when I wrote that though:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDs5eZR34Ps[/youtube]

That's not on the LP...

I confess that I sometimes am not nice...

[Twangasaurus]

Tots like that. This is what I was thinking of specifically when I wrote that though:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDs5eZR34Ps[/youtube]

That's not on the LP...

I confess that I sometimes am not nice...

Depends on which version you get. The wiki doesn't have it listed but there is actually 3 different configurations of the release. The version I have is all one disc but doesn't have treeship, a friends version has treeship (one disc as well) but doesn't have the other three bonus tracks. I know mine is the Australian release, not sure what his is.

[UncleBBQ]

I stopped jacking off a week ago. I feel more cognitive and aware. And happier. Awwwwww yeah. Internet porn will ruin me no more!

Any tips? I've been trying to go more than a week for better sex with the ol' girlfriend...and to be more aware and all that shit...lol.
I always make it like two days.
HELP!

[psychedelicrelic]

I stopped jacking off a week ago. I feel more cognitive and aware. And happier. Awwwwww yeah. Internet porn will ruin me no more!

Any tips? I've been trying to go more than a week for better sex with the ol' girlfriend...and to be more aware and all that shit...lol.
I always make it like two days.
HELP!

Lmao. Just fight the urge. Actually thinking about how itll lead to erectile disfunction is motivation enough for me. Also masturbating to much makes it harder/takes longer to pee as you get older. Women will become more attracted to you. Youll grow more facial hair. Youll cum like a horse. Your dick will stop bending to one side. Your cock will become fatter. Women will walk up to you and ask if they can take a drink. Youll play guitar better.

[Achtane]

if only Mao had stopped jacking off...maybe the Great Leap Forward would never have taken place.

[dubkitty]

BOOM

[Grrface]

I feel so apathetic lately. Just bored with what's going on in life right now.

[ChetMagongalo]

I stopped jacking off a week ago. I feel more cognitive and aware. And happier. Awwwwww yeah. Internet porn will ruin me no more!

Any tips? I've been trying to go more than a week for better sex with the ol' girlfriend...and to be more aware and all that shit...lol.
I always make it like two days.
HELP!

Lmao. Just fight the urge. Actually thinking about how itll lead to erectile disfunction is motivation enough for me. Also masturbating to much makes it harder/takes longer to pee as you get older. Women will become more attracted to you. Youll grow more facial hair. Youll cum like a horse. Your dick will stop bending to one side. Your cock will become fatter. Women will walk up to you and ask if they can take a drink. Youll play guitar better.

[Jeff-7]

I stopped jacking off a week ago. I feel more cognitive and aware. And happier. Awwwwww yeah. Internet porn will ruin me no more!

Any tips? I've been trying to go more than a week for better sex with the ol' girlfriend...and to be more aware and all that shit...lol.
I always make it like two days.
HELP!

Lmao. Just fight the urge. Actually thinking about how itll lead to erectile disfunction is motivation enough for me. Also masturbating to much makes it harder/takes longer to pee as you get older. Women will become more attracted to you. Youll grow more facial hair. Youll cum like a horse. Your dick will stop bending to one side. Your cock will become fatter. Women will walk up to you and ask if they can take a drink. Youll play guitar better.

Don't forget, jerking it also leads to blindness and hairy palms.

[AngryGoldfish]

I stopped jacking off a week ago. I feel more cognitive and aware. And happier. Awwwwww yeah. Internet porn will ruin me no more!

Any tips? I've been trying to go more than a week for better sex with the ol' girlfriend...and to be more aware and all that shit...lol.
I always make it like two days.
HELP!

Lmao. Just fight the urge. Actually thinking about how itll lead to erectile disfunction is motivation enough for me. Also masturbating to much makes it harder/takes longer to pee as you get older. Women will become more attracted to you. Youll grow more facial hair. Youll cum like a horse. Your dick will stop bending to one side. Your cock will become fatter. Women will walk up to you and ask if they can take a drink. Youll play guitar better.

The thought of developing erectile dysfunction is, in a really strange and twisted way, kind of absurd at this stage in my life. It takes seconds to get a stiffy. I know it would be awful, but I just can't see it happening. Don't get me wrong, I do worry about it from time to time and I'm always trying to avoid masturbation. I hate pornography because of its addictiveness and impact on your view of sexuality. I see how it totally fucks with the mind. I know some use it as nothing more than an extra stimulant and don't take it seriously, but that's part of the problem; you become overly-stimulated, and when the time arrives to be normally stimulated, such as during sex with a loved one, you can't focus on the moment. You should watch the film Shame with Michael Fassbender. It has a lot of sex and nudity in it, but by the end you'll feel so... ashamed of masturbation, pornography, closet homosexuality, etc. and feel stimulated (pun intended) to avoid sexual insecurities and to become more aware of yourself, whether it be by accepting your homosexual tendencies, natural ones, or living a more monogamous and satisfied life.

[jfrey]

Is that like really a problem? I've always found that porn makes me want to have more sex. Not less.

[AngryGoldfish]

Is that like really a problem? I've always found that porn makes me want to have more sex. Not less.

It's not that you don't want sex any more. I think it's more to do with being overly-stimulated and suddenly being in a naturally stimulated... position (my puns are on fire today). Your mind is expecting all this lurid activity—anal, facials, threesomes, etc—that just aren't a reality for many couples. If you and your partner have agreed on anal and facials, that's great, but the chances are it isn't going to happen twice, three times a day like Internet users get when they watch porn. It over-stimulates your mind and propels false hopes forward. Even the positions in sex on the Internet and movies are simulated and fake. This is creating impressions in young people—and mid-20 folks and beyond as well—that really strange sexual positions are in fact the norm, and multiple orgasms, too.

Don't get me wrong, I hate it when people compare the dangers of Internet Pornography to, I don't know, something ridiculously terrible like raping babies. I hate it when the media release endless articles saying the same thing—always by women—about vast, sweeping claims and stereotypes. They blanket their viewers with the same bullshit. I mean, I think that pornography, by nature, is unnatural, but I also see its relevance and popularity. And there is always something to be said about popularity. I don't like Apple but they're incredibly popular; and for a reason. Whether I agree with that reason is hearsay. The fact remains, popularity has a sway over definitive conclusions. I just feel people need to be aware of pornography and its dangers. Once they are they will be able to make a better judgement on whether it's something they want to do a couple of times a week, just for shits and giggles, or if it's something that takes up half an hour+ of your time every day, with multiple ejaculations.

[dubkitty]

i've always avoided porn since my adolescence for exactly the reasons above, as well as my belief that it's not wise to attach my attention to images of people/things i will never have. i don't look at Ferrari brochures, either. fortunately, i have an extremely vivid imagination and have had enough great sex that i have a lot of potential stimuli.