The Confessions Thread

[dubkitty]

i'm in a really weird state of mind. the uncertainty about the potential job is making me quite miserable, but i'm trying to work with/through it rather than be overwhelmed. still i'm all unsettled and shit. the interesting thing is that, perhaps as a side effect of the quiet agitation, i seem to burp up lyric ideas whenever i'm somewhere quiet and relatively undistracted. i got half a song from a drive around the north suburbs for cigarettes and distraction, and a chorus for a different idea from having a smoke on the back porch. and the lyrics are FINALLY starting to come in short telegraphic bursts rather than the long, wordy style that most of my songs are written in. i just wish i could work when i'm NOT all disturbicated.

[IEatCats]

i have been listening to nothing but tame impala "lonerism" the past few weeks, and it makes me feel like there will never be anything i enjoy more than that

Duh neaow now, waaaohw nah nah nah nahnahnah naaahhhh

I love Lonerism. So damn good.

[UncleBBQ]

I compiled a playlist of nostalgic tracks from my youth and teenage years...it is riddled with SNFU, The Distillers, Misfits and JFA. I really used to think I was "punk".

[AngryGoldfish]

Confession: I pretended to pass out once when my ex-girlfriend and her friends were having fun without me.

It was one of those lies that you THINK you have in the bag. You THINK everyone will believe you, but oh, how wrong you are. A couple of years after the incident, it dawned on me and I felt so stupid.

I pretended to pass out once when hanging out with these two trailer park chicks. We had all been smoking and I know they both wanted to fuck, but I was afraid one of them had an std because I knew they got around. I was on the floor, pretending to sleep, when one girl shook the fuck outta me for a few minutes. I mumbled a few inaudible words, she left and they had sex with each other on the living room couch. At least I had a clear view from where I was lying. Fucking weird situation. The next day in the school courtyard before class, the girl that had shook me grabbed my cock and I told her to piss off. She then spread rumors I was gay which wasnt hard to believe as I often wore midriff shirts and fishnets, girls clothes and makeup. Fun times.

You did that out of necessity, though. I did it because I wanted attention.

[skullservant]

I realized today that I'm totally happy with just a holy grail, modded MT-2 and a DD7 as a pedal board...

[foomanfat]

I hate when the bonus tracks on a record are remixes.

[Mudfuzz]

I hate when the bonus tracks on a record are remixes.

I hate it when bonus tracks are a ballad the band is ashamed to list as a real track

[Twangasaurus]

I love when they are a totally self-indulgent 20 minute instrumental track.

[dubkitty]

in the future, everyone will be Can for 20 minutes.

[psychedelicrelic]

I stopped jacking off a week ago. I feel more cognitive and aware. And happier. Awwwwww yeah. Internet porn will ruin me no more!

[fishtankdork]

I stopped jacking off a week ago. I feel more cognitive and aware. And happier. Awwwwww yeah. Internet porn will ruin me no more!

Is this for reals?

[psychedelicrelic]

Yeah bro. I read an article in mens health (dont know why I was reading that ..it was in the bathroom) it said masturbating lowers testosterone levels and decreases cognitive function. Also your voice will get deeper after awhile but I havent noticed anything yet. But I do feel alot better. More willing to go out and socialize. Motivation to exercise.
TMI:

NSFW: show

I only bated maybe everyother day sometimes everyday...twice on a bad day. But the difference from a week ago is noticable.

[fishtankdork]

Mind=blown

[psychedelicrelic]

Im starting to think I shouldnt have made public how often I choke my chicken.
















...fuck it.

[snipelfritz]

I love when they are a totally self-indulgent 20 minute instrumental track.

Like this?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNOP3RLyLpU[/youtube]

Except it's an actual listed track that's just at the end of the album.