The Confessions Thread

[ShaunNecro]

I've redeveloped stage fright after a few years of not playing out all the time.

[goosekevin]

im fucking anxious as shit for most of my daily activities
but i am mostly super calm for gigs

[DarkAxel]

I'm the driver, so no drinking for me

anyway... yeah, make it like... hundred tops including the people in the bar right next to the stage... it was a festival show and we were scheduled as the closing act of the day, starting after midnight...

i mean it was awesome to play after my absolutely favourite Czech band, talk to them, give them a CD and then hear them announcing us... but the crew... the crew couldn't give a fuck about anything about us... not even the stuff we agreed on. And thanks for turning off the lights and fog and having us play in static white light with occasional red or violet once per a song

We were cool and we rocked the fuck out tho... well... given the level of our live production i guess. Had we had the lights on our side, it would go MUCH better

oh and it was seriously weird... i had to turn on the Bright switch on my amp... I never do that... and yeah, it might have been maybe too sharp with the Fingerprint and all, but i could fucking SEE the square wave carrying me to the rock zone

[Achtane]

I usually don't listen to anything while driving home at night, but this time I turned the radio on and accidentally pressed the AM button in the process. It was set to a station that had this weird oscillating high-pitched interference, so I moved the dial around to see if there was anything else interesting going on.
AM 580 is The Shit.
20 minutes out, I get twin oscillating drones panning between the speakers over what sounds like people yelling into a distorted tremolo pedal. Interspersed are waves of static every two or three minutes.
10 minutes out there's a delayed version of the tremolo talk station creeping in under the oscillators.
A few streets from home I pass the big antenna of a taxi garage and it sounds exactly like a fuzzed-out delay being set to max oscillation. It gets bigger and bigger until that's the only thing coming through the speakers, then fades out and we're back to drones and trem-shouting.
I finally found something worth listening to on the radio.

[dubkitty]

when i lived at the Little House In The Redwoods there was one point at the road out to town where electrical lines crossed the roadway, and it resulted in some dee-lightful interference...high-pitched whistling, shortwave-style breakup, and other transient phenomena which always entertained. i used to look forward to rounding that curve with the radio on.

[Dr. Sherman Sticks M.D.]

I usually don't listen to anything while driving home at night, but this time I turned the radio on and accidentally pressed the AM button in the process. It was set to a station that had this weird oscillating high-pitched interference, so I moved the dial around to see if there was anything else interesting going on.
AM 580 is The Shit.
20 minutes out, I get twin oscillating drones panning between the speakers over what sounds like people yelling into a distorted tremolo pedal. Interspersed are waves of static every two or three minutes.
10 minutes out there's a delayed version of the tremolo talk station creeping in under the oscillators.
A few streets from home I pass the big antenna of a taxi garage and it sounds exactly like a fuzzed-out delay being set to max oscillation. It gets bigger and bigger until that's the only thing coming through the speakers, then fades out and we're back to drones and trem-shouting.
I finally found something worth listening to on the radio.

lol awesome!! get your recorder handy next time

[kbit]

That is so awesome.

[psychedelicrelic]

I used to set the rap station a notch or two away so it became static beats...which is why I make all the beats I do super degraded and distorted.

[psychedelicrelic]

Confession: I say some really racist shit sometimes. All in jest but I need to quit.

[behndy]

the only person i make racist jokes with is my little brother. like, gentle stuff i do with my off white friends when we're talking shit about each other. but i've said some hateful shit, that's still just jokes and funny.... but only to my little brother. only person that i know will never think i'm actually racist in any way no matter how silly we get.

but yeah. that's shit's not a smart habit to get into.

[dubkitty]

since i watched the gmcfosho videos i worry thay i'll be overheard singing "SWAGGIN, SWAGGIN, ON A DRAGON NIUAH"

[Achtane]

since i watched the gmcfosho videos i worry thay i'll be overheard singing "SWAGGIN, SWAGGIN, ON A DRAGON NIUAH"

stomped around the house like a dumbass to that one a few times.
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[kbit]

I would totally rock/embrace an El Camino.

EDIT:

In Mexico, the El Camino was sold as the Chevrolet El Camino.

[AngryGoldfish]

Confession: I pretended to pass out once when my ex-girlfriend and her friends were having fun without me.

It was one of those lies that you THINK you have in the bag. You THINK everyone will believe you, but oh, how wrong you are. A couple of years after the incident, it dawned on me and I felt so stupid.

[psychedelicrelic]

Confession: I pretended to pass out once when my ex-girlfriend and her friends were having fun without me.

It was one of those lies that you THINK you have in the bag. You THINK everyone will believe you, but oh, how wrong you are. A couple of years after the incident, it dawned on me and I felt so stupid.

I pretended to pass out once when hanging out with these two trailer park chicks. We had all been smoking and I know they both wanted to fuck, but I was afraid one of them had an std because I knew they got around. I was on the floor, pretending to sleep, when one girl shook the fuck outta me for a few minutes. I mumbled a few inaudible words, she left and they had sex with each other on the living room couch. At least I had a clear view from where I was lying. Fucking weird situation. The next day in the school courtyard before class, the girl that had shook me grabbed my cock and I told her to piss off. She then spread rumors I was gay which wasnt hard to believe as I often wore midriff shirts and fishnets, girls clothes and makeup. Fun times.