The Confessions Thread

[theavondon]

HEY BABY LET'S GET NOISY

[kbit]

Hey, look at the pun. I get it!
Clevah

I like the way you think.

One day I'll try to throw some Merzbow or something on.
And...run at her, plunger in one hand, pack of hotdogs in the other.

have Behndy on site for proper hot dog supervision.



I had sex listening to Yellow Swans once. That was pretty awesome.

[ChetMagongalo]

I personally love the feels SGs have. They're really light and the neck feels good. I think they look kinda cheesy sometimes and make me think of ACDC

[backwardsvoyager]

I've always wanted to like SG's but I've never played one that I liked enough. To me they always feel like the bridge is too far forward and the neck dive is ridiculous.
However, if I ever find one of these I WILL HAVE IT

[ChetMagongalo]

The first time I saw Tera Melos, Nick Reinheart had one of those. Super neat

[kbit]

That probably the reason he wants it, too
MELOS FANS UNITE!

[Twangasaurus]

MELOS FANS UNITE!

[behndy]

Hey, look at the pun. I get it!
Clevah

I like the way you think.

One day I'll try to throw some Merzbow or something on.
And...run at her, plunger in one hand, pack of hotdogs in the other.

have Behndy on site for proper hot dog supervision.



I had sex listening to Yellow Swans once. That was pretty awesome.

gawd i love Merzbow. i've only had one grrL that would bang to super angry stuff like that. it could get.... intense. hot dog bending was a constant dangwr. having a spotter for Entry Time would have made things much safer.

.... then she'd always want to trade humping to goa or mellow ass dance or Sade type stuff.

NO MIDDLE GROUND.

..... i want Dingwall to make me an SG 6 string clone that has fanned frets and no neck dive and is as light as normal Dingers please.

[Twangasaurus]

Hot dog bending was a constant dangwr.

Not really related but this made me remember that a while back this person invented a harness so that people could have sex in space. The problems are obvious in that because there's no gravity and every action has an equal and opposite reaction so when people try to bang they would fly away from each other, so the harness was made to keep the couple joined together. The person also bought up the fact that having sex in space without some sort of harness device is potentially very dangerous for the male because if you bounce off the lady and your boner hits say, the metal ribbing of the room, it could literally break the penis. Your penis would be BROKEN . Everything's dangerous in space.

[phantasmagorovich]

I find my self playing shoegaze stuff more often than not lately. That is pretty weird since I don't like the music all that much.

[backwardsvoyager]

That probably the reason he wants it, too
MELOS FANS UNITE!

true that. I want all of Nick's guitars. That custom peavey is a beast.

[Officer Bukowski]

Hot dog bending was a constant dangwr.

Not really related but this made me remember that a while back this person invented a harness so that people could have sex in space. The problems are obvious in that because there's no gravity and every action has an equal and opposite reaction so when people try to bang they would fly away from each other, so the harness was made to keep the couple joined together. The person also bought up the fact that having sex in space without some sort of harness device is potentially very dangerous for the male because if you bounce off the lady and your boner hits say, the metal ribbing of the room, it could literally break the penis. Your penis would be BROKEN . Everything's dangerous in space.

In my high school health class our teacher told us a story of one of his friends breaking his penis. Apparently he was at a club or something and was dry humping some chick when he sorta hit it like straight on and it broke.

Been kinda scared ever since.

Judging by the level of detail and embarrassing nature of the story I have to imagine that this "friend" was actually just my teacher

[dubkitty]

that's a phrase nobody ever wants to use: "i broke my penis."

and the splint's bound to be incredibly embarrassing.

[black mess]

In love with a girl for a while now. She started dating one of my best friends a couple weeks ago. I feel like a fucking teenager. Fuck this.

[THEBEERHAMMER]

In love with a girl for a while now. She started dating one of my best friends a couple weeks ago. I feel like a fucking teenager. Fuck this.

Dude what a fucking bitch man. Fuck that bitch. Im sorry bro.


I recently had a girl come back into my life and want something with me and it destroyed my entire mindset. We were together and it was just awful. Like jersey shore awful. I made the mistake of fucking her again.....such a mistake man. A couple days later i was just like we cant do this again blah blah. Then my entire life just went up in flames. For some reason i cant do anything sexual now without thinking about her getting fucked by someone else. It ruins everything.