The Confessions Thread

[theavondon]

I drank blue edition Red Bull today and instantly started fantasizing about which booze to pour in it.

BRO THE BLUE IS SO GOOD

ALSO SILVER IS TIIIIIGHT

RED IS...EH

BUT WHEN FREE, ALWAYS

[phantasmagorovich]

All of them?

Glutton!

In the end the answer boiled down to what is always the answer to this question: Vodka and Champagne.

I drank blue edition Red Bull today and instantly started fantasizing about which booze to pour in it.

BRO THE BLUE IS SO GOOD

ALSO SILVER IS TIIIIIGHT

RED IS...EH

BUT WHEN FREE, ALWAYS

I actually like red better than white/silver.

[DarkAxel]

Red is cool

currently i feel like I have zero control over my money

[theavondon]

Well, when out and about at a music festival, a thick cranberry flavor is a bit harder to chug mindlessly

[snipelfritz]

Have I ever mentioned how whiskey is my best friend?

[Grrface]

All I've ever played is bass, and yet, I find myself really GASing for a VM Tele Custom right now.

[phantasmagorovich]

All I've ever played is bass, and yet, I find myself really GASing for a VM Tele Custom right now.

Don't worry. It'll give you an excuse to build a whole new pedalboard suited for the geet.

[snipelfritz]

Have I ever mentioned how whiskey is my best friend?

I think I want to take this back now.

[psychedelicrelic]

Confession: I want to bang a hot tranny. There's quite the many here.

[dubkitty]

fuck me, but no matter how hard i try i really don't want to be alive at least half the time. i'm tired of being out of work, of having no control over major conditions of my life like where i live, of never ever being held by anyone, and even my cat's penchant for sitting on my laptop is pissing me off, and i hardly ever get pissed at her because she's so sweet and adorable.

[Greenfuz]

Have I ever mentioned how whiskey is my best friend?

me and whiskey have been hanging out quite a lot lately

[dubkitty]

i was so homesick for the life(s) i've had and lost tonight that as my kitty laid on my ribs and purred i quietly said "i don't want this. i want my Buddy back...i don't want you. i want my 'Dinho back...i don't want you. i don't want to be here, i want to go home; if i hadn't failed i'd still be there, and i'd never have met you. i'm sorry." i felt so horrible because she's such a sweet, loving little creature and i do love her very much. but ever since my second wife left me in 1995 life has been empty, and my breakup in 2011 seems to have taken the rest of the heart out of me. it's a damned good thing that i can't drink well, or i'd become pathetic in a big fucking hurry. my life has felt like the last five minutes of The Man Who Fell To Earth for almost twenty years now.

[behndy]

Confession: I want to bang a hot tranny. There's quite the many here.

verrrrrry normal desire. go with it. just be polite and use protection.

[Chankgeez]

Confession: I want to bang a hot tranny. There's quite the many here.

verrrrrry normal desire. go with it. just be polite and use protection.

I just wanted to say, for the record, that I am not at all attracted to trannnies.

This will be relevant when I run for POTUS.

Please read all my future posts with this in mind.

[behndy]

i'd actually vote the opposite way.

"i can TRULY understand where each of you little freaks is coming from. i have been inside a Taiwanese midget while she shamed me for my lack of particle physics understanding in street Russian, i have been held down by grandmothers as a mid-op trannie with the penis of a GOD took her pleasure from my behind any way she wanted........ i have BEEN THERE friends.

I HAVE SEEN THINGS."

hell. fucking. YESH.

I Have Seen Things 2016. GIMME.