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wfs1234 wrote:I'd really like to model for an art-class, but I'm worried that I'd get a boner immediately after taking off my robe.
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snipelfritz wrote:wfs1234 wrote:I'd really like to model for an art-class, but I'm worried that I'd get a boner immediately after taking off my robe.
lol, right?
I like how this is probably the exact opposite of what other people might be concerned about (shrinkage).
I'm just afraid I would just be too sexy.
wfs1234 wrote:I'd really like to model for an art-class, but I'm worried that I'd get a boner immediately after taking off my robe.
is it the exhibitionism? or just cop boners alot tuffteef wrote:wfs1234 wrote:I'd really like to model for an art-class, but I'm worried that I'd get a boner immediately after taking off my robe.
wfs1234 wrote:I'd really like to model for an art-class, but I'm worried that I'd get a boner immediately after taking off my robe.
dubkitty wrote:wfs1234 wrote:I'd really like to model for an art-class, but I'm worried that I'd get a boner immediately after taking off my robe.
but could you keep it for the length of the class?
wfs1234 wrote:tuffteef wrote:wfs1234 wrote:I'd really like to model for an art-class, but I'm worried that I'd get a boner immediately after taking off my robe.
When I'm feeling awkward or nervous I often get a boner, these are the least helpful of my boners
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kbithecrowing wrote:wfs1234 wrote:tuffteef wrote:wfs1234 wrote:I'd really like to model for an art-class, but I'm worried that I'd get a boner immediately after taking off my robe.
When I'm feeling awkward or nervous I often get a boner, these are the least helpful of my boners
Maybe your body is just trying to reassure you. Like, "man I'm no sot sure what to do right now, but hey look at how big my dick is. How could I go wrong?"
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wfs1234 wrote:
True. But I think my dick's saying, " hey, you always try to talk your way out of these situations. Have you ever thought of trying something else?"
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Getting caught singing is almost as bad as getting caught jerking off.
Shit.
sometimes I get really scared when this happens, feeling like I'm about to be attacked or something. Attacked by judgement and criticism maybe.D.o.S. wrote:I'm fucking stupid and no one should operate under any other premise.
Officer Bukowski wrote:I have the same fear of art modeling boners.
On a completely unrelated and pretty embarrasing note.. I gave myself a really intense concussion in the shower this morning. I don't really know what I was doing when I slipped or whatever, I just heard a crazy ringing sound, got up and it was like the most confused I've ever been. It felt like waking up from anesthesia except I was waking up in the shower and I couldn't figure out how I got there or what was happening. It was just like in the cartoons
So now I'm holding some stupid ice pouch on my swollen, bleeding head feeling like the "I've fallen and I can't get up" commercial lady
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