The second post here when drunk/high thread...

[Fuzzy Fred]

I've heard grat things about the pax

Also, MARGARITA MONDAYSSSSS

[RR Bigman]

shit on a shingle...what the fuck is that gentleman there trying to accomplish?

[snipelfritz]

Oh my gawd you guys. Yeah, whisky on the rocks. Who else is on with me tonight?

[kbit]

I almost spit out my chesseburger.

[snipelfritz]

I almost spit out my chesseburger.

Thank god I'm not alone here.

But really, seeing someone using a gas mask to get fucked up not on weed is strange.

[kbit]

Took two mellow hits earlier today and it's been a fantastic decision. Disc golf, corn muffin, gazey bass riff, listening to Burial. So good.

[Achtane]

Took two mellow hits earlier today and it's been a fantastic decision. Disc golf, corn muffin, gazey bass riff, listening to Burial. So good.

Yessss.
Too bad my best friend's a super teetotaler, but that's what I like about him too. Still, I pine for days of joints, creative ventures and bike rides.
For now, vodka time, yo.

[Wes Mantooth]

Super high with some friends watching Anaconda. Still loving this new vape

[Achtane]

I'm really, REALLY good at Streets of Rage 2 while p. drunk. Timing is awesome and everything. I even took out that one Donovan jumping out of the manhole in stage 1, the one wielding the pipe, in a perfect jab. So good. I lol'd so hard. Blaze really is the way to go, even though Axel has the most OP move, that one ->->B thing, the RISING UPPER although it sounds like "GRASSHOPPAH".
I'm kinda bummed that it takes like 70% of a bottle of 80-proof vodka to really take effect but maybe that's because I'm so tall or something.
Also, I laughed so much at "Donovan" because of the ILF connection yeah. The Donovan in this is a black guy with super 90's shades. Jumping out of manholes.
I'm dumb. Sorry.

Also, I really exaggerate my "S"s while drunk. Like, "that's ssssssstupid". Or "How many minutesssssssssssssssssss has it been". But I don't convert "S" into "SH" like you see the stereotypical drunk using in movies and TV shows.
Also, my ears are ringing and I'll probably look like an e-dumbass tomorrow but yeah.
Sorry, ILF. I'm not a bad person at heart. It's just that I may be emotionally dead. Also my face feels like it fell asleep. I read stories from a person who helped clean up the Chernobyl disaster that he felt the "pins and needles" effect on his face and a metal taste after clearing a roof of radioactive debris. Those people were called "biorobots". They were only allowed one-minute shifts in cleaning up the scattered graphite and other radioactive materials, lest they be exposed to the life-threatening levels of radiation. Many of them died within months or years anyway.
\I guess it's obvious that I don't drink heavily very often/

[snipelfritz]

\I guess it's obvious that I don't drink heavily very often/

Meh, I make plenty of ridiculous rambly posts (maybe not lately), but it's obvious that I do drink heavily very often.

But I've gotten all my rambling out of my system tonight elsewhere.

Basically, I'm drinking straight whiskey on the rocks, and thinking about a girl I've only had brief conversations with once.

Next time I see her (if at all she's) getting a coffee-date invite.

[Achtane]

After drinking 70% of the 1L bottle in one go because "it isn't doing anything", I threw up like four times and passed out for three hours using a dumbbell as a pillow.
And thus ended my vodka adventure.

[kbit]

After drinking 70% of the 1L bottle in one go because "it isn't doing anything", I threw up like four times and passed out for three hours using a dumbbell as a pillow.
And thus ended my vodka adventure.

That sounds awful haha. Still wobbly?

[Achtane]

After drinking 70% of the 1L bottle in one go because "it isn't doing anything", I threw up like four times and passed out for three hours using a dumbbell as a pillow.
And thus ended my vodka adventure.

That sounds awful haha. Still wobbly?

A little. I had to shut my eyes and angle my head toward the floor for a long while until I could stand again 'cause I really had to pee. I appreciated how it felt like I was watching myself move in third-person-view down the hallway.
I specifically remember rolling to one side before passing out so I wouldn't die like Jimi Hendrix. That was my exact thought.
Uhh, #yolo s-swag...

[Achtane]

Man, that was the dumbest shit ever. I was still drunk this morning, and currently can only hold down water.
TIME TO GO MOVE SOME FURNITURE

[snipelfritz]

Man, that was the dumbest shit ever. I was still drunk this morning, and currently can only hold down water.
TIME TO GO MOVE SOME FURNITURE

Been there, except I don't do physical labor anymore.

Now, I don't have too much to drink. I could dip into a couple things but I already got a small buzz off the bit of whiskey I had left. Will probably just enjoy my last Lenie's original and stuff my face with pretzels.

lulz, the Manbearpig episode of South Park is on.