The Confessions Thread

[dubkitty]

i'm feeling incredibly hopeless, and need someone to hold me and tell me it'll be all right. but i have no one in my life to do that.

[goroth]

But you have ILF to do that man! Fine, we are a bunch of 1s and 0s who may or may not be dicks in real life, but man, it fucking well IS going to be all right. Shit gets bad for a while, shit gets good for a while. Ride it out and you'll be on an upswing again before you know it.
Twee? Maybe, but I think it's pretty true.

[tuffteef]

thought a saw a babe in a christian death t shirt with the 666 kittens on the front and when she turned around it didnt have the christian death name on the back only to find out its being knocked off by some brand

BONER LOST.

[phantasmagorovich]

I need someone to hold me through the night.

[StivBrigggs]

But you have ILF to do that man! Fine, we are a bunch of 1s and 0s who may or may not be dicks in real life, but man, it fucking well IS going to be all right. Shit gets bad for a while, shit gets good for a while. Ride it out and you'll be on an upswing again before you know it.
Twee? Maybe, but I think it's pretty true.

This right there is why I love ILF.
Dude, you seem rad, and your Avatar is HOT.
Like, I mean, I like dinosaurs is all....

[dubkitty]

This right there is why I love ILF.

[kbit]

I need someone to hold me through the night.

[goroth]

If I wasn't a velociraptor I'd hold ya. As it stands now I'd probably have to eat you after you. After my other friend velociraptor you didn't even see snuck up on you.

Briggsy, dinosaurs are so rad.
While we're confessing... I've probably seen Jurassic Park upwards of 20 times...

[MEC]

I need someone to hold me through the night.

If I were you, I'd just cuddle up to some cold aluminum.

[phantasmagorovich]

I need someone to hold me through the night.

If I were you, I'd just cuddle up to some cold aluminum.

Did that already. (It is now night over here.) But it does not help as it should. Alcohol will bring me to sleep a lonely night soon enough.

[snipelfritz]

I want a lover I don't have to love.

[phantasmagorovich]

I want a lover I don't have to love.

I want a girl that's too drunk to give a fuck.

[Achtane]

I want a lover I don't have to love.

I want a girl that's too drunk to give a fuck.

Well, I want a girl that's too drunk to give a fuck so we just make a pizza instead.

[dubkitty]

well, sometimes you just have to hang on until the day is over and hope/have faith that tomorrow to be better. it's easier for me to say with four Klonopins under my belt, though. but it's always true that there's a 50-50 chance that tomorrow can actually be better than today. that's one thing that's kept me from suicide for ages: the knowledge that when i project the least hopeful version of my life and the worst possible version of myself, I CAN BE DEAD WRONG. lacking omniscience, i can't be certain that croaking myself wouldn't be a brutal irony just before i'd have met the band, found the girl, or gotten the job i need. and i wasn't raised to give up...i was raised to keep on swinging.

[kbit]

I want a lover I don't have to love.

I want a girl that's too drunk to give a fuck.

Well, I want a girl that's too drunk to give a fuck so we just make a pizza instead.