The Confessions Thread

[D.o.S.]

Damn dude, you are in bad shape.

[snipelfritz]

I like My Chemical Romance. so shoot me.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: The Black Parade is an exquisite album.

Ok, I don't think I've ever used that specific wording, but yeah, you get the gist of it.

Anything else I've heard from them has been shit though.

And for the record I consider myself too old to be listening to that album, and I'm only 22.

[Officer Bukowski]

I'm not very photogenic.

[snipelfritz]

I'm not very photogenic

Oh, trust me, you are. You've just never seen the pictures nor me taking them...

God damn internet. Why do you have to add such bizarre, new dimensions to our social lives?

On Facebook, how quickly is too quickly when it comes to adding a new friend? (yes, I mean a female, and I'm talking in minutes)

[Officer Bukowski]

lol. creepy.

Facebook is retarded. Don't worry about etiquette it's not real life.

Also.. I was just pondering why drinking is fun for me and I realized.. Being smart is boring. I've been there and I prefer stupidity.

Yes I'm drunk

[snipelfritz]

lol. creepy.

Facebook is retarded. Don't worry about etiquette it's not real life.

Also.. I was just pondering why drinking is fun for me and I realized.. Being smart is boring. I've been there and I prefer stupidity.

Yes I'm drunk

Man, I'm like half with you, half totally opposite.

Yes, that was supposed to be creepy.
No, Facebook reflects real life, and chatting with girls can lead to future success.
Yes, drinking is fun.
No, being smart rules. Don't give up.
Yes, I'm drunk too.

[tuffteef]

I'm not very photogenic.

sometimes i say is that what my smile looks like when i force it

its like this weird im plotting destruction look

[dubkitty]

Also.. I was just pondering why drinking is fun for me and I realized.. Being smart is boring. I've been there and I prefer stupidity.

i've said for years that one reason i smoke pot is because it makes me dumb enough not to be excruciatingly bored with, like, every aspect of life.

[alexa.]

Also.. I was just pondering why drinking is fun for me and I realized.. Being smart is boring. I've been there and I prefer stupidity.

i've said for years that one reason i smoke pot is because it makes me dumb enough not to be excruciatingly bored with, like, every aspect of life.

then you're doing like.. everything wrong.. life is mad fun

[Jeff-7]

Watching old vampire movies and shit because they're full of non fake tits. God I'm weird.

[dubkitty]

then you're doing like.. everything wrong.. life is mad fun

when you're 55 years old, homeless, and unemployed, not so much.

[Chankgeez]

Watching old vampire movies and shit because they're full of non fake tits. God I'm weird.

Not weird, that's a good reason to watch old vampire movies.

[Greenfuz]

I like My Chemical Romance. so shoot me.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: The Black Parade is an exquisite album.

Ok, I don't think I've ever used that specific wording, but yeah, you get the gist of it.

Anything else I've heard from them has been shit though.

And for the record I consider myself too old to be listening to that album, and I'm only 22.

ok if w'ere talking about my chemical romance being good the black parade is definitely NOT the album

now, I brought you my bullets, you brought me your love, THAT is some good shit
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChRM10zNInM[/youtube]

srsly

[Almonds]

Recently I've been having lunch with this girl that I went to grade school with. We hadn't seen each other in like 11 years and it turns out that we both now have similar jobs within walking distance downtown Chicago. It also turns out that she is fucking awesome and hilarious and smart and I really missed the boat on that apparently (give me a break, I was like 12). The real bitch of it is this: she is now living with a guy I went to college with and was in many many classes with but never talked to. My goal is clear: pull the old switch-a-roo. ...but how?

[snipelfritz]

Recently I've been having lunch with this girl that I went to grade school with. We hadn't seen each other in like 11 years and it turns out that we both now have similar jobs within walking distance downtown Chicago. It also turns out that she is fucking awesome and hilarious and smart and I really missed the boat on that apparently (give me a break, I was like 12). The real bitch of it is this: she is now living with a guy I went to college with and was in many many classes with but never talked to. My goal is clear: pull the old switch-a-roo. ...but how?

Kill him and start wearing his clothes. Maybe she won't notice.

I think I'm still mad that jfrey's actual name isn't Jeffrey. But I am happy my phone suggested uterus when I typed jfrey.