It’s back from the dead! The TB Mega Thread.

[Chankgeez]

you know what.... i know you're not s'posed to say shit like this.... but fuck James Brown. and Miles Davis. yeah, they were great musicians. but eat a dick. all thos horror stories of how bad they treated other musicians. yeah, it'd be awesome to play with a musical hero of mine. but if they treated me like shit i'd just lose respect for them then walk away.

EAT. A. DICK. eat a whole BOWL of dicks.

here's a spoon.

Well, it's a good thing they're both dead then, eh?

[behndy]

DEAD BURIED UNDER A BOWL OF DICKS.

EACH.

[Chankgeez]

DEAD BURIED UNDER A BOWL OF DICKS.

EACH.

That's unpossible.

Pretty sure both of those men radiate bowl of dicks repellent.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYTrJUdsk5I[/youtube]

[MSUsousaphone]

Fuck vocalists.

[behndy]

lulz. me and Deltz were JUST talking about that!

[Dark Barn]

Wtf you pussies. So much good music made by ruthless taskmaster dick head band leaders, is it a fucking band or a daycare. You have a problem with that it's gonna come out of your cut!

[Dark Barn]

It would be a badge of honor for any of you jerks to get docked all your pay and kicked out of the band by James Brown!

[behndy]

fuck that. it'd been an horor to whoop his bitch ass for every musician he ever dick-handed.

.... not that i could even hang with those guys. but still.

[Deltaphoenix]

Fuck vocalists.

Right in their dirty mouths. YEAH

[My name is Mudd]

From what I've heard, Miles Davis was just totally batshit weird in general.

[D.o.S.]

Yeah, but at the same time he's so musically intimidating that it makes sense.

I dig Charles Mingus, and he did a lot of the same shit. I have one album, UCLA 65, where he stops the jamming, and at some point sends a bunch of the dudes off stage 'cause they don't have their shit together.

To my jazz-tarded ear, they hadn't done anything worth dismissal, but the next track is the "right" version of the song and it's always better.

[My name is Mudd]

My dad had that album as well and he could never hear where the mistake(s) were either, but I remember that he also didn't think it (sending the players off to sort it out) was done maliciously...the piece was still in development and the recording session wasn't supposed to present the final version. Or something like that.

[MSUsousaphone]

Musical? The bitch sang. It's not like he did anything musical. And my place in history as the bassist who cut his douchecanoe ass would have been cemented.

[D.o.S.]

Miles Davis?

I don't know who wrote the tunes for James Brown, but they're rad.

[Chankgeez]

From what I've heard, Miles Davis was just totally batshit weird in general.

Who told you that?