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Behndy wrote:i don't like people with "talent" and "skills" that don't feel the need to cover their inadequacies under good time happy sounds.

Achtane wrote:Buy yo momma a fancy mixer.


sonidero wrote:Roll a plus 13 for fire and with my immunity to wack I dodge the cough and pass a turn to chill and look at these rocks...
kbithecrowing wrote:Making out with my girl friday night, I couldn't stop thinking about flangers.



Achtane wrote::lol:
I was working on my dirty talk in the shower today. I'm thinking that if a girl doesn't immediately say "what the fuck?" and leave after something like these, she's a keeper.
They have to be spoken in a real high-class southern gentlemanly kinda draaaawwwl, and you gotta leave a tiny space after each line for emphasis, hence the commas. They still need some tweaking but here we go:
Girl, I wanna dive face-first into your steamy marshlands,
emerge with an endangered monkey under my arm,
skin the bastard alive and sell that shit on the black market,
go home a winnuhhhhhh.
(Now that she's all hot, you know, ready to go, hit her with another:)
Girl, I'm gonna take you to the highest peaks,
leave you in the midst of a blizzard,
alone, without food, water, shelter or matches,
until eventually, after walking mile-long circles in a delirium,
you'll freeze to death thinking of yo' family.
And then we'll high-five while doing unspeakable acts....




fever606 wrote:also, the fuck am i supposed to do with a best buy gift card? nothing - literally nothing - in that store that i want...

DarkAxel wrote:my first pair of Converse



greyscales wrote:Try to sell it to a friend?
Achtane wrote:Buy yo momma a fancy mixer.
the_carl wrote:Best Buy actually sells a limited range of music supplies. There was one time they had 5-packs of GHS Boomers for $5, and I haven't had to buy strings again since.




fever606 wrote:DarkAxel wrote:my first pair of Converse
i... how... first...



sonidero wrote:Roll a plus 13 for fire and with my immunity to wack I dodge the cough and pass a turn to chill and look at these rocks...
kbithecrowing wrote:Making out with my girl friday night, I couldn't stop thinking about flangers.




skullservant wrote:Yeah it's really interesting stuff. And if you take note- some of the same angles of that building are in the headstock of my new guitar- Obstructures TOTALLY researched their brutalist shit. So interesting and cold