It’s back from the dead! The TB Mega Thread.

[Chankgeez]

... like i just tricked a lesbian into ass-violating me. and turned her out.

So, he wouldn't let you slap 'er, eh?

[D.o.S.]

That's pretty sweet behnders. Makes me hearken back to the days when all I wanted to do was play Southbound Pachyderm and own a Rainbow bass. Too bad it's a sixer.

[jrmy]

Holy mother of balls, man - that is awesome!

And you know what's even more awesomer than awesome? Playing a godlike piece of kit you thought you'd never touch, and realizing that you like your own gear more. AWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAH.

[behndy]

DOOOOOOOS - lol. too bad it's fretless. fucking hate fretlesses. DOOD. THEY HAD 4'S TOO.

jARMy - oh HELL yeah. i'm so lucky the first "nice" bass i bought was just perfect for me. love that thing. it was so damn daunting to noodle around on something that rare and espensive (i totally played Too Many Puppies. sales peeps kinda rolled their eyes.). but yah. i so much did the Dinger more. RARRRRRRRRR.

[jrmy]

but I can't stand reading anything other then mail on it.

I can't even do that. I'll be the last to cave for a smartphone.

DUDE, ME TOO!

WE'RE FLIP-PHONE BUDDIES!

First rule of flipp-phone buddies: free unlimited gear trades! Wait here while I write up my list...

[D.o.S.]

DOOOOOOOS - lol. too bad it's fretless. fucking hate fretlesses. DOOD. THEY HAD 4'S TOO.

jARMy - oh HELL yeah. i'm so lucky the first "nice" bass i bought was just perfect for me. love that thing. it was so damn daunting to noodle around on something that rare and espensive (i totally played Too Many Puppies. sales peeps kinda rolled their eyes.). but yah. i so much did the Dinger more. RARRRRRRRRR.

I mean, how could you resist?

[behndy]

lol. no slap? cool..... cool.... TAP AND CHORD BITCHES. TAP. AND. CHORD.

[excane]

That's some HOT shit.... and the fact they have several of them is pretty sweet.

Did you try them all? I'd totally give that 4 a whirl.

[behndy]

yahpers. plippy plap ploo PLING.

[Haki]

Pretty sure I PP'ed you enough money for that 5 string CT bass, so if you could pick that up as well.

[My name is Mudd]

I don't think I'll ever see a CT in the real world, and you go and find a shop that has them hanging on the wall?!? Jeebus! And was that a Stanley Clark Alembic next to them? Man, I want to visit that place!

[behndy]

dood. there were Alembics (like 10), F-Basses, Fedora's, old looking Fender's that i don't know shit abot or give a shit about.... i don't think there was a bass under $5,000 in there. CRAZY. the CT's are the insanely rare holy grail basses for me though, so when i saw that scrollwork everything else melted to a grayinsh blur of poo.

AND THEY LET ME PLAY THEM.

[Moustache_Bash]

Damn, that's cool. For two years in middle school I was obsessed with owning a Carl Thompson. Even cooler you like your own bass better.

[behndy]

i mean, i'd still blow five of the most evil people throughout history for one, especially if CT would tackle a fanned fret 6'er, but yeah. i'm all glowy still from getting to touch one and grinning from knowing i have something better (to me) at home waiting for me.

[alexa.]

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