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Re: Pg 700 is all about robots and boobs (TB Mega Thread)
Heheheh.
And I TOTALLY get you on feeling like an ass trying to talk to everyone. I feel like I'm supposed to play host so I try to go from person to person. It eats me up if I miss people. It got to where we were getting big enough crowds where I was spending hours the next day texting people to thank them for making it out.
I wouldn't do it any other way, though.
And I TOTALLY get you on feeling like an ass trying to talk to everyone. I feel like I'm supposed to play host so I try to go from person to person. It eats me up if I miss people. It got to where we were getting big enough crowds where I was spending hours the next day texting people to thank them for making it out.
I wouldn't do it any other way, though.
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Re: Pg 700 is all about robots and boobs (TB Mega Thread)
behndy wrote:the sound grrL was super nice
Did ya get her digits?
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Re: Pg 700 is all about robots and boobs (TB Mega Thread)
He strikes me as a bang and run guy. And if he takes trophies....more like freaky panties or something. And, if he DID cut off her fingers, how would she be a sound chick, anymore. 

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Re: Pg 700 is all about robots and boobs (TB Mega Thread)
Odd, I'd say he's more likely to lay all the ground work for a good banging then right as she spreads her legs for him he decides to leave, with her face in disgust.
Apparently she wasn't much of a sound chick to begin with. Didn't even DI the bass ...
Apparently she wasn't much of a sound chick to begin with. Didn't even DI the bass ...
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Re: Pg 700 is all about robots and boobs (TB Mega Thread)
how the fuck did THAT get up so quick??!?!? fucking nobody checks with me about ANYthing damnit.
(that's so damn awesome)
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with your...momentary fuck switch and all..
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Re: Pg 700 is all about robots and boobs (TB Mega Thread)
Someday, I hope that Blood Party will tour, so I can witness the goodness firsthand. In the meantime, I'll just have to dream...
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Re: Pg 700 is all about robots and boobs (TB Mega Thread)
huh. we were chatting about shit after and i was apologizing for not bringing the right kind of stuff and she DID say "let me give you my contact info for next time". was that..... was that flirting? i'm so out of touch with women and Non "Hey Smell This, Is This Choloroform?" Then Rope Rope Rope Duct Tape flirting tacticts that i don't even know anymore.
gawd that would be awesome. it'd be even better to get somebody that never sub-dom plays to let you tie them up because 50 Shades Of Gray told them they need that in their life, hot and moist and bothered, THEN leave them. and... i dunno... take their cell phone and text their dad that they really need help at their apartment, can they swing by?
totally have to set up a net streaming camera so you can view the results.
gawd that would be awesome. it'd be even better to get somebody that never sub-dom plays to let you tie them up because 50 Shades Of Gray told them they need that in their life, hot and moist and bothered, THEN leave them. and... i dunno... take their cell phone and text their dad that they really need help at their apartment, can they swing by?
totally have to set up a net streaming camera so you can view the results.
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Re: Pg 700 is all about robots and boobs (TB Mega Thread)
jrmy wrote:Someday, I hope that Blood Party will tour, so I can witness the goodness firsthand. In the meantime, I'll just have to dream...
d'awwwwww! thanks homie. that's totally what we're aiming for though. trying to get all the kinks out and get to where we can at least once a month do a 3 day thing to driveable places or if we can get guarantees to cover most of the travel where we can fly in and hit and run a place over a weekend.
i've talked to Sousie about this, and i might have to buy a decent guitar amp so we could not be douches on the reciprocal end, but i totes (fucking love that word. makes me feel like such a pretty little layday. with GLITTER.) want to get where we can be all networked up so we can go out some place with the bare minimum gear, borrow friend's amps and drum sets for a weekend, then trade shows out here back the same way. if you're just bringing like a bass, pedalboard, laptop, midi keyboard and a snare drum it seems way more feasible to fly somewhere for 3 day weekend show thingers.
but that's gonna be a hinute. i'm just fucking geeked about playing agian. lol. was S'POSED to be a place where no one would come so we could "rub one out and see if we like the lube" (my drummer's words) to kinda test our setup for live stuff.... and about 30 friends came out. and there was about 100 people in this small dive bar. FUN.
Eric! wrote:YOU'RE like having two pedals in one
with your...momentary fuck switch and all..
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okay, Plan B - PANIC

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Re: Pg 700 is all about robots and boobs (TB Mega Thread)
multi-post multi-post multi-post
deal with it. fucking all amped up and this cereal is DELICIOUS. i am LINGERING before Work Time Is Go.
re: saying hi to people after playing. i'm such a social retard that it's kinda awkward and i feel hella fake talking to people, even when i genuinely like them and want to be all cuddle nice. but i actually dig talking to any friends that came out and chatting a little after playing. it's the people that come up that i don't know with the "awesome bass playing dooooooood" kind of stuff. i... i don't know how to handle that. a hand shake, a mumbled "oh thanks!" or some shit about "thank gawd i have THEM to cover all the slop". i'm not that good, i just end up being more the focus and cover up the lack of skeeeeelz with weird tones. so that's always kinda the hardest part of the night for me.
also, eek. i fucking HATE looking at myself in photos.

deal with it. fucking all amped up and this cereal is DELICIOUS. i am LINGERING before Work Time Is Go.
re: saying hi to people after playing. i'm such a social retard that it's kinda awkward and i feel hella fake talking to people, even when i genuinely like them and want to be all cuddle nice. but i actually dig talking to any friends that came out and chatting a little after playing. it's the people that come up that i don't know with the "awesome bass playing dooooooood" kind of stuff. i... i don't know how to handle that. a hand shake, a mumbled "oh thanks!" or some shit about "thank gawd i have THEM to cover all the slop". i'm not that good, i just end up being more the focus and cover up the lack of skeeeeelz with weird tones. so that's always kinda the hardest part of the night for me.
also, eek. i fucking HATE looking at myself in photos.

Eric! wrote:YOU'RE like having two pedals in one
with your...momentary fuck switch and all..
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okay, Plan B - PANIC

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Re: Pg 700 is all about robots and boobs (TB Mega Thread)
yo behndy what kinda jeans are those
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Re: Pg 700 is all about robots and boobs (TB Mega Thread)
whoa. +500 internets for such a random question that made my sack shrivel just a tiny bit at the stalker potentialities.
+a BILLION internets for making me read it in Sechsy Suave Hispanican Ricky Martin voice in my head.
some off brand company, probably picked up from one of those weird micro hip hop stores that just exist to sell way over sized white t-shirts and artificial bling to gangsta kids that haven't stepped their game up to the next level. i love stores like that. they always have SOMETHING that fits my big ass. that's s'posed to be all baggy and shit but I SHOWED THEM. beat the system like a motherfucker yo.
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+a BILLION internets for making me read it in Sechsy Suave Hispanican Ricky Martin voice in my head.
some off brand company, probably picked up from one of those weird micro hip hop stores that just exist to sell way over sized white t-shirts and artificial bling to gangsta kids that haven't stepped their game up to the next level. i love stores like that. they always have SOMETHING that fits my big ass. that's s'posed to be all baggy and shit but I SHOWED THEM. beat the system like a motherfucker yo.
tag says Buffalo Jeans. isn't that a ladies maternity wear company?
Eric! wrote:YOU'RE like having two pedals in one
with your...momentary fuck switch and all..
music, videos, in progress - http://www.youtube.com/c/behndytheactionindex wrote:QUADRACOCK BEHNDERFUCK
okay, Plan B - PANIC

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Re: Pg 700 is all about robots and boobs (TB Mega Thread)
^you ARE a good and interesting player -.-'
also, GET A BIGGER CAB (or more of them)
you want to destroy the place, fuck DIs
also, GET A BIGGER CAB (or more of them)
you want to destroy the place, fuck DIs

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Re: Pg 700 is all about robots and boobs (TB Mega Thread)
lol. i have another 2 single 12 cabinents i can stack on that for a full stack 4x12 thinger, but it's just so much overkill. last night i had that 2x12 thing turned up maybe halfway, and it was just LOUD. i'm fucking lazy. i want to bring as little gear as possible. i don't mind, i'm the nerd of the band, but i end up helping with the setup on the electro gear that Paul and Syren use. that's fine, but i want my shit as quick and easy as possible so i have the time if anybody needs help.
and FUCK going DI. she (made a I'm SORRRRRRY face and) offered me a vocal mic. said the Beta52 they had that doubled as a kick mic or bass mic got stolen, and usually a rig unmic'd was plenty loud. i didn't really need to be mic'd last night, but a Beta52 is something else i'm throwing in a Need Extra Loot bag to bring to shows.
and FUCK going DI. she (made a I'm SORRRRRRY face and) offered me a vocal mic. said the Beta52 they had that doubled as a kick mic or bass mic got stolen, and usually a rig unmic'd was plenty loud. i didn't really need to be mic'd last night, but a Beta52 is something else i'm throwing in a Need Extra Loot bag to bring to shows.
Eric! wrote:YOU'RE like having two pedals in one
with your...momentary fuck switch and all..
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okay, Plan B - PANIC

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Re: Pg 700 is all about robots and boobs (TB Mega Thread)
WOOT first show cherry popped!! YAY. Congrats!
I HATED talking to people after shows....not because I didn't want to, but I felt like I just had to smile and say "thanks a lot" over and over again. Could never be myself.
Interesting story about DI - We were playing a show at this place called Dingbatz in Jersey. I had just brought my Mesa head and plugged into some piece of shit cab that appeared to be held together with duct tape.
About 2 songs in, the cabinet was shaking so badly and SO fucking loud that the DI rattled off the top of the amp and fell - unplugging me in the process.
The sound guy runs up to the stage as I'm trying to plug it in and just yells to me "LEAVE IT OUT... YOU WERE TOO FUCKING LOUD SO I JUST TOOK YOU OUT OF THE PA"
Yeeaahhh.
I HATED talking to people after shows....not because I didn't want to, but I felt like I just had to smile and say "thanks a lot" over and over again. Could never be myself.
Interesting story about DI - We were playing a show at this place called Dingbatz in Jersey. I had just brought my Mesa head and plugged into some piece of shit cab that appeared to be held together with duct tape.
About 2 songs in, the cabinet was shaking so badly and SO fucking loud that the DI rattled off the top of the amp and fell - unplugging me in the process.
The sound guy runs up to the stage as I'm trying to plug it in and just yells to me "LEAVE IT OUT... YOU WERE TOO FUCKING LOUD SO I JUST TOOK YOU OUT OF THE PA"
Yeeaahhh.
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Re: Pg 700 is all about robots and boobs (TB Mega Thread)
Gratz on the first show!
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