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"Thin and lifeless like a Happy meal." - Rob Chappers, 2011
behndy wrote:
i imagine all these shoddy spice racks littering heaven that Gawd gets pissed at you if you talk poo about 'cause "MAH BOI DEED THAHT.".
lulz. um.... i'm thinking about ripping the audio and taking the dood's voice out and using her noises in a song or something. i could just listen to her for HOURS.
it's like a really hot Other Worlds version of Olive Oil where she was a semi retarded innocent that did hard pornin's.
in other words, pure AWESOME.
the last 7 or so minutes she is GOLD.
That is GOLD, the Olive Oil comparision is strangely good.
lulz. um.... i'm thinking about ripping the audio and taking the dood's voice out and using her noises in a song or something. i could just listen to her for HOURS.
it's like a really hot Other Worlds version of Olive Oil where she was a semi retarded innocent that did hard pornin's.
in other words, pure AWESOME.
the last 7 or so minutes she is GOLD.
That is GOLD, the Olive Oil comparision is strangely good.
lol. i mean, i fapped. but as i was finishing i couldn't help but giggle.
you know. more than i usually giggle when i come.
Last edited by behndy on Wed Jun 27, 2012 3:49 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Eric! wrote:YOU'RE like having two pedals in one
with your...momentary fuck switch and all..
Skimming through that, it was highly confusing. I've seen awkward porn acting but that was just uncomfortable. "Did you just call me a bitch? Can I call you a bitch?" Seriously, girls who look like they could be 15, but clearly aren't, shouldn't sound like they are 15.
And what kind of porn starts with the girl putting clothes on???
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
Behndy wrote:i don't like people with "talent" and "skills" that don't feel the need to cover their inadequacies under good time happy sounds.
yah. i'm sure it's fake, but she's oddly adorable. and awkward. Awkwardable. so much hotter than that Zoe Deschenelwhatever. don't get that grrL's appeal.
WANT TO MUTE THE IDIOT MULLET DOOD THOUGH. that should SO be an option. mute selectable actors. GIMME.
Eric! wrote:YOU'RE like having two pedals in one
with your...momentary fuck switch and all..
I'm assuming I should wait until off of work to check up on this.....and I crushed on that Zooey chick so hard back when she was in HGttG. Then she was in other stuff and it was still there....then it slowly and slowly declined as she just kept getting pushed out there and forced on everyone.....or am I just hating now that she's popular...? SHE USED TO BY MYYYYY CRUSH, DAMMIT!!!! AND NO ONE ESLE'S!!!!!
There's this porn video with a guy that must be German, and every 10 seconds he groans "That is verry knice". I don't know whether his voice or 'knice' is more of a turnoff.
"Thin and lifeless like a Happy meal." - Rob Chappers, 2011
behndy wrote:
i imagine all these shoddy spice racks littering heaven that Gawd gets pissed at you if you talk poo about 'cause "MAH BOI DEED THAHT.".
Also just watched Behndy's porn video that he says is somebody else be we all know is really him. The sound the girl makes when eating the donut reminded me of this: